tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2691578934219066952024-02-19T00:36:03.395+05:30The Lair of a Lone Wolfbloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-69604598937593034892010-01-15T14:30:00.003+05:302010-01-15T14:51:07.052+05:30Top CatYes, he is Cat-Man. The next-gen superhero. He can do the unthinkable. He can achieve the unachievable. He can count to infinity. He will solve all your problems.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOPQJyBYvJpDDOwcPvNYCjO9sdEFUiwvjDR0I_WyIq1nT4fpJ7vbK9arObsuGStIdQa7hLa5wAekAtJUDZxnxlk6hPaSJxnbLW1v5D4KYl7m-uIXjO0XPLhweol0DbCvl3tnpzygAHb0Mi/s1600-h/funny-cat.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 274px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOPQJyBYvJpDDOwcPvNYCjO9sdEFUiwvjDR0I_WyIq1nT4fpJ7vbK9arObsuGStIdQa7hLa5wAekAtJUDZxnxlk6hPaSJxnbLW1v5D4KYl7m-uIXjO0XPLhweol0DbCvl3tnpzygAHb0Mi/s320/funny-cat.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426889166808725266" /></a><div><br /></div><div>Catman! Save me!<br /><br /></div><div>What seems to be the problem, oh damsel in distress?</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm not a damsel, dumbass. I'm a guy.</div><div><br /></div><div>Right. Now what seems to be the problem?</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh Catman, I have been kidnapped!</div><div><br /></div><div>Do not fear! Where exactly are you?</div><div><br /></div><div>Baghdad.</div><div><br /></div><div>Too late.</div><div><br /></div><div>WTF? You're supposed to be a goddamn superhero.</div><div><br /></div><div>Well yeah, but all the flights to Baghdad are full. Next!!<br /><br /></div><div>Catman, I have a wife and five kids, no job and no money.</div><div><br /></div><div>Well, you should get some then.</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh really? You're a genius!</div><div><br /></div><div>Problem solved!!</div><div><br /></div><div>No wai-</div><div><br /></div><div>NEXT!!</div><div><br /></div><div>Hey Catman, you have psychic abilities right?</div><div><br /></div><div>Why yes, yes I do.</div><div><br /></div><div>Well yesterday I met a man in the supermarket and he was dashing!! He was so cute!!</div><div><br /></div><div>Cuter than me? Do not worry. Consider him beaten up.</div><div><br /></div><div>NO!!<br /><br /></div><div>Murdered.</div><div><br /></div><div>NO!!<br /><br /></div><div>Fucked.</div><div><br /></div><div>NO!! STOP!! The problem is, I can't remember his name!! Can you use your inner eye to tell me his name?<br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Hmmm.. Is it James?</div><div><br /></div><div>No.</div><div><br /></div><div>Is it Matt?</div><div><br /></div><div>No.</div><div><br /></div><div>Is it Jeremy?</div><div><br /></div><div>No.</div><div><br /></div><div>Is it Bryan?</div><div><br /></div><div>No.</div><div><br /></div><div>Is it Jackie Chan?</div><div><br /></div><div>He's not Chinese!</div><div><br /></div><div>Hmmm.. Now this is a tough one. Is it Sir Eskabanoronobishikalimashiskhabob?</div><div><br /></div><div>. . . What?</div><div><br /></div><div>Sorry, that was the name of a guy I met in Aregentina.</div><div><br /></div><div>Look, can you help me or not?</div><div><br /></div><div>Sure, just 8387238409 names to go!</div><div><br /></div><div>DO YOU HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS OR NOT?!!</div><div><br /></div><div>Ask me later. Is the name Bob?</div><div><br /></div><div>Maybe, I dont-</div><div><br /></div><div>Wait, you said maybe.</div><div><br /></div><div>It's not a sure answer!!<br /><br /></div><div>That's good enough for me!! NEXT!!</div><div><br /></div><div>I hope this demonstration of Catman's great abilities satisfies you. Got any problems just email <i>imtopcat@gmail.com</i>. </div><div>Meow.</div><div><br /></div><div>Now forward this to all and help Catman on his path to world domination! ^___^</div>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-91706166765906087772009-12-29T17:58:00.006+05:302009-12-29T19:16:26.822+05:30The Real MCsThis post is strictly for people who appreciate rap and hip-hop music. The other orthodox rockers and metal-heads can ignore this post and spend your valuable time elsewhere. Arrite, now folks I'm sick of people judging the genre <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FFFF;"><b>rap<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">Everyone out there who has not heard a single rap song assumes the whole genre is about blood, violence, money, drugs and sex. Well my answer is screw em all. Forget the perverts. Forget 50 Cent. Forget Esham. Forget Snoop Dogg. They shot to fame because of a few brilliant songs and some really sick beats and really "entertaining" videos. Well let me introduce you to some MCs who you might have or never have heard of, and these guys can rap the shit out of 50 and Snoop.</span></span></b></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#66CCCC;"><b>1. Cunnin'lynguists</b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">:</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#66CCCC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJDWCQv033mS6oKhNGMo0adennWB028dXQ38886ZIUjx86CPHLP5djftAbAcUaTmF88uhHEviY5JYTEhg7V_dWmqHUPtzeITSGeqL_b8bsBpQ1XTeiak3Azi1TmyLsgtj2SDZjGkQmZnG4/s1600-h/cun1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJDWCQv033mS6oKhNGMo0adennWB028dXQ38886ZIUjx86CPHLP5djftAbAcUaTmF88uhHEviY5JYTEhg7V_dWmqHUPtzeITSGeqL_b8bsBpQ1XTeiak3Azi1TmyLsgtj2SDZjGkQmZnG4/s320/cun1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420637962124293138" /></a><br />The Cunnin'lynguists is one of my favourite rap groups, and like the name suggests, they can really rap. Their beats aren't that addictive but their wordplay is deadly. Their words are sublime, plenty of metaphors you would never think of. The Cunnin'lynguists is a Southern rap group - a trio of three rappers - </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;">Kno </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">(short for </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;">Kno Mercy</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">), </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;">Deacon the Villain</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;"> and </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;">Natti</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">. Their first album was </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;">Will Rap For Food</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">, considered their weakest album, but I say it's the most original. You would not except these songs from a Southern rap group. The album has both funny raps, battle types and narratives. The other killer albums are </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;">Dirty Acre </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">and </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;">A Piece of Strange. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;"><b>Best Tracks: </b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">616 Rewind, Mic Like A Memory, Half-Animal, Mindstate, The Gates, Seasons, America Loves Gangstas, Dying Nation, Family Ties</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;"><b>2. Common</b></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.hip-hop-dance.net/image-files/common.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 336px; height: 273px;" src="http://www.hip-hop-dance.net/image-files/common.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div>This guy here, is a REAL Master of ceremonies. He has it all - beat, wordplay, consistency. He is a seriously underrated rapper and do not overlook him, he is one of the best rappers I've listened to. His songs are totally inspiring and he has contributed a lot to the genre over the years with his seven killer albums, and well probably is a good reason for the rise of soul-rap.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;"><b>Best Tracks: </b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">Chapter 13 (Rich Man Vs Poor Man), The Light, Nag Champa, G.O.D., The 6th Sense, A Song For Assata, Retrospect For Life, I Used To Love H.E.R</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;"><b>3. Wu-Tang Clan</b></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://wknc.org/blog/post/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/wu-tang-clan1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 440px; height: 330px;" src="http://wknc.org/blog/post/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/wu-tang-clan1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div>The Wu-Tang Clan! They shouldn't be here in this list, but there's a reason. They were once legends. Now they're well..Dead. Not literally but nobody knows who the Wu-Banga's are. The most noted rapper in the pack is undoubtedly the one and only <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;"><b>Ghostface Killah</b>, </span>and the others: RZA, GZA, Method Man, Raekwon, Inspectah Deck, U-God, Masta Killa, Cappadonna. They were the kings in the Golden Era of rap back in 1990s, but now their legacy is dead. However, you gotta give em a shot.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;"><b>Best Tracks: </b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">Method Man, Can It All Be So Simple, C.R.E.A.M., It's Yours, I'll Be There For You, Being The Pain, Chez Chez La Ghost, Apollo Kids, Ice Cream, Incarcerated Scarfaces</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;"><b>4. Beastie Boys</b></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://blog.newsok.com/staticblog/files/2009/03/beastie-boys-2.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 437px; height: 352px;" src="http://blog.newsok.com/staticblog/files/2009/03/beastie-boys-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">Ah, the Beastie Boys! A trio of white rappers - </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;"><b>Mike D, MCA </b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">and</span><b> Adrock. </b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">They were also friggin kings in the genre eons ago, now well.. You know the word. D-E-A-D. They began as a punk-rock band and slowly shifted to rapcore. They are the most unique MCs, and Mike D's rhymes are awesome and the lyrics are so damn catchy whether the make sense or not with kick-ass punches like </span>"I like my sugar with coffee and cream"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;"><b>Best Tracks: </b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">Intergalactic, Three MCs And One DJ, Sabotage, Brass Monkey, Ch-Check It Out, Pass The Mic, Crawlspace</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">Heh. Well that's it for now folks. This is Azeron or </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;"><b>Two Degree<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CCCCCC;">, signin off. </span></span> </b></span></div>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-4906896114313273792009-12-25T18:24:00.002+05:302009-12-25T18:52:52.286+05:302012<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYAHxsWl34ryK4jjXg4nPHUuSpQGqF6QLGOF3egHlWYaaC00sBi9hztGVgSDd8oTvPoFn6CLVhL10IIzzm5IAlHy7dKSKWIVzPbNRsz7KInU3rtMpjL0d1H6ZpqYkOItaacYElj9Mk7oM/s400/2012+Movie+Poster.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 297px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYAHxsWl34ryK4jjXg4nPHUuSpQGqF6QLGOF3egHlWYaaC00sBi9hztGVgSDd8oTvPoFn6CLVhL10IIzzm5IAlHy7dKSKWIVzPbNRsz7KInU3rtMpjL0d1H6ZpqYkOItaacYElj9Mk7oM/s400/2012+Movie+Poster.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Disaster movies are getting scarily and easily predictable these days. Most disaster movies are more like a not-so-funny spoof film and well, in every disaster movie, there's this big disaster - be it a volcano (<i>Dante's Peak</i>), earthquakes (<i>Epoch</i>), meteors (<i>Armageddon)</i> or even giant bees (<i>Killer Bees)</i> and finally - doomsday films - <i>Independence Day </i>and <i>2012.</i><div>2012..</div><div>Arrite, now let's talk about 2012. Yeah, big budget movie, directed by Roland Emmerich, the King of Disaster movies and casting John Cusack. Now I won't say the movie is an overhyped pile of bull-crap, it's got mind-blowing, bottle-poppin special effects that'll blow your head off. That's the awesome part about the movie. The other boring part is the easily predictable storyline. As the name suggests, the world has an expiry date and it lasts till 2012, and we all know everyone tries to make it through safely and as usual the protagonist survives at the end. Why couldn't it have been a little different? Take <i>Knowing </i>for instance, good start, bad finish but it made perfect sense. The world is going to end, every soul on earth is a goner except the kid who goes on holiday with the celestial beings. 2012 is a movie which has all sorts of disasters - earthquakes, volcanoes and tsunamis, and well - it's like the makers don't care about anything but the effects and the effort was not wasted.. As in any other disaster film, the protagonist Jack Curtis tries to ride smooth with his wife, while the world around him is falling apart. Only thing different here is that the President isn't an old arrogant gas-bag and he's all noble and "good" and is willing to die with his folk. Overall, the movie is all "Bang", "Boom", "Pow"s , a few smooches and more "Bang"s, funny part is that the heroes escape from each disaster without a scratch. Are you kidding me? Basically, the makers want to show off the special effects, they have a small story - 2012, and they magically add a earthquake here, and oh, a tsunami there whenever they're bored, with ease. But the special effects are enough to blow your head off.</div><div>So 2012, made it through with it's special effects. Upcoming disaster movies will have to do something different to save the genre. Come on, people!! It's already half-dead!!</div><div><br /></div>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-29700078343273590132009-11-06T09:54:00.003+05:302009-11-06T10:12:02.306+05:30Fear the CardsThere's this new "Card" system in my school because apparently, our school's discipline amounts to..uh..nil. So, meet the cards. <div>First we have the yellow card. (I know, they're ripping off football) You get a yellow card if you dont do your homework thrice in a row, come late to school trice, play with chalk, disturb somebody, litter in the classroom, not coming in proper uniform thrice, having long hair, not bringing your hand book, not tucking in your shirt, being "unruly", misbehaving, not submitting your notebooks on time and the list goes on and on and on. </div><div>Next we have the pink card. Get three yellow cards and you get a pink card. People are eligible to get a pink card if they bring cellphones to school, show disrespect to teachers, come to school in two-wheelers, deface school property (bastards dont understand that graffiti is an ART!!), beating up people, stealing etc. </div><div>The final card is the red card. Get a red card and you're out of the school. For good. Genius? Crazy? You decide!! This system is driving me NUTS!! Nuts, I tell ya, NUTS!! I mean what would the poor gangstars do? <i>:P </i>They're treating us like kindergarten kids, and this "card system" is supposed to scare us. Well its quite the opposite. People who recieve a card are hailed heroes and they take much more pride in getting one of these gay cards than a hard won certificate!! So the card system is backfiring at the school and noone cares about it and gangstars carry on their usual business of beating up wimps :) Goddamn school XD<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span></div>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-90867422545864068642009-09-26T11:34:00.008+05:302009-09-26T12:12:40.536+05:30Chat Language for Dummies - by a dummyYou dont know how desperate the grown-ups of our modern world are to learn the lingo we, that is to say - teenagers, use. They do not realize their position, the current situation! The average Indian parent doesn't know half the things his/her boy does at school. At home, he does his homework and does his chores and plays the good boy role, at school he's a different person. It's not totally bad, the boy isn't an evil criminal, ofcourse it's all a part of growing up and I dont blame the parents for wanting to keep a close watch. Which brings us to social networking websites. Stalking the boy on Facebook. Some parents join with a different purpose - trying to become younger. Dont believe me? Check this out for solid proof: <a href="http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/">http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/</a><div>See how embarrassing that is? It's best they just stick to their age group online. They want to learn the chat language, that's fine. But they don't know how awkward they're making themselves look using "LOL" and "ROFL" at the age of forty! </div><div>Last week I came across an article in <i>The Hindu</i> titled, <i>How To Use The Teen Lingo.</i></div><div>As soon as I saw the title I was like "WTF!!" This is ridiculous!! I mean .. Come ON!!</div><div>I read the article, half-annoyed and half-disgusted. Apparently, everybody uses "LOL" to show that they're kool (apparently you're cool if you replace the "C"s with "K"s), and the only adjective we use is "bling" (Who the hell told you that? O_o), and we refer to all guys as "dudes" and girls as "babes".</div><div>The last line of the paragraph is supposed to be an example of how you talk online. Standing JOKE!! Let me recite it one more time before laughing my arse off.<br /></div><div><i>Hey, isnt tat the dude fm d dance thingie we went to lst week? He snt wid that bling babe anymore. Cool no? lolzzzz!!</i></div><div>*Evil laugh* Dont worry, wannabe-youngsters! You are never gonna get younger! The wrinkles on your face and the fungus between yer toes will haunt you for the rest of yer life! Muhahaha! Just kidding. Ahem. That's it for now, until next time, this is Azeron signin off.</div>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-13241438086200547762009-09-22T22:57:00.006+05:302009-09-22T23:23:07.192+05:30Michael Jackson - He Who Must Not Me Named?Am I am blind or does Michael Jackson really resemble Lord Voldemort? O_o<div>Correct me if I am wrong, and a blind jackass.<br /><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.hitsville.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/michael-jackson-neverland.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.hitsville.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/michael-jackson-neverland.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><div><br /></div></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://jovenes.es/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/lord_voldemort.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 290px; height: 340px;" src="http://jovenes.es/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/lord_voldemort.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span></div>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-48244524659665231022009-09-19T21:28:00.003+05:302009-09-19T21:52:15.464+05:30The Bad News<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Hello my name is Azeron and I'm bringin you your mornin news.</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">*Top story*</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus still fightin over a pair of shoes</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Chuck Norris wanted to get back his fame, jumped from a plane, forgot his parachute.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">The Big Show started his fifty-fifth diet again livin off parrot food and barracuda.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Google expanded its search again, to reel in a few more tons of cash.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">You can now search for your car keys in your ex's house or the pockets of your pants.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">How much ever he tried, Tom Hanks never learned to dance</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">One pretty gal is all it takes to separate the boys from the gents.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Dont look at a person's face and judge his real intelligence</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">How much ever you pled and begged the CEO never gave you another chance</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">The racist bastard only cares about himself, the likes of him'll NEVAR understand</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">The world has a lotta things but it never had an honest man.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Paris Hilton got an IQ of 2, that rich bitch she doesnt care!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Why would she care? She gets all she wants as long as she gets her share!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">The world is totally screwed up, will self-destruct, I know the world aint fair!<br />Now look at that, she dont even know how to drive but just got another Camaro.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Children in Zambia are still starving, while yall eat in Burger King</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Dunno what to do with all that cash, J-Lopez, please dont try to sing..</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Youre only embarrassing yourself beside your looks and your wealth</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">The Qaeda fags are so dumb they burn their arses with gasoline</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">*Aaah!*</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Crazy Frog is a shameless retard but the people still fell for it</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">He runs all over butt-naked but aint as screwed up as Rip Taylor is</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">If your so intelligent, answer this: Who'll win? Chuck Norris or a Tyrannosaurus?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Bet the dinosaur'll be dead in 2 seconds if it comes face to face with Chuck Norris</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">He knows smokin kills him but SRK wont stop, he just wants to get high</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Using petty excuses like a recluse like global warming is a lie</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Indian movies so crappy these days, so pathetic they make us want to cry!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">He must have seen one of those bastards dance, thats why MJ left without sayin goodbye.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">How did five aliens get into the Taj? (I'm talkin about the 26/11 incident)</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Ajmal Kasab was the only one alive and he tried to play all innocent</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">The Goverment tries to act all smart, "Please dont try to judge our intelligence"</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">The last thing this country needs is a party of uneducated politicians.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Sources reveal that Adolf Hitler had a thousand slaves and he worked em to the bone.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Thirty-eight people died today with anonymous high frequency calls on the telephone</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">The farmers work all day and are half starved but the bank still wont give the loan.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Get a cheque from George Bush, oh wait- he's too busy partyin in DJ Zone..</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">They say Osama became a terrorist because he couldn't afford deodorant</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">He never took a shower in his life, pee-yoo somebody give him a breath mint</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">He dont know about the alphabet or the hundred and eighteenth element</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Who the HELL can predict the average Al Qaeda terrorist's demands?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">See, I'm wicked quick like lightnin, I'm risin faster than the price of gas</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I'm filled with fury, filled with grief, wanna kick those Nazis ass</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Reports say Jay Leno burped and a UFO flew out of his oesophagus</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Paris Hilton took a couple of beers and became hella famous in Las Vegas</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">*Hope you know what I mean ;)*</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">However they plead and begged, Jack the Ripper would not stop</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Mr. Nameless made another flick and shamelessly made his hundred and sixty-sixth flop!<br />Hulk Hogan is so broke that he's gonna start his own coffee shop</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">A priest in a local church last night went berserk shouted "WTF!!"</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">The world is filled with dishonesty, murder and madness!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">The new generation do things their way, wont listen to what Mom and Dad says</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Act according to your instincts, dont try to be what yer not</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Thus we come to the end of "The Bad News", this is your boy Azeron signin off.</span></span></div>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-26108787943877060732009-09-05T15:29:00.005+05:302009-09-05T15:41:49.658+05:30Time TurnerRemember ol Daniel Radcliffe from the Harry Potter movies? Yeah. Today as usual, I was jobless and tried age progression in Photoshop. So I thought of a random celebrity that I hate. Danny Radcliffe. Perfect.<div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__q3qJsKAfPQ/SqI3IBdJaFI/AAAAAAAAHw/SUgcZSe8d0M/s1600-h/daniel_radcliffe(2).jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 234px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM2x_vzsKjuhpcnPG0JWwGjk-tgxoFTsBu7BUo8r2W-gaPaJQMXBCGBa9yRIXfwjNeqLl_BuyAc39lsfe0cbDYlse4WyUKPwwVfUHsIEB79N-ex4YAxMnFBZiaWRMHb1BmijPAH2SDTJh3/s320/daniel_radcliffe(2).jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377921516002961490" /></a></div><div>My first attempt and I didn't use any tutorials and I guess I didnt do an incredibly neat job of it. :-P Oh yeah YSR died and I got like five holidays in a row.</div><div>Day 1: Onam. Spent the whole day playing Portal and CS online, studied Chemistry for a while. -_-</div><div>Day2: Stayed home on purpose. Finished Portal, did math, played more CS.</div><div>Day 3: YSR died!</div><div>Day 4: Today - that's Saturday. Studied Sanskrit and successfully learnt "Ram" shabdh from Ramaha..Ramo.. to He Ramaihi. :) Wasting time on the computer.</div><div>Day 5: ???</div><div>Not that incredibly fun but Ok compared to the idiots I have to see everyday at school..</div><div>What else >_< *scratches head*</div><div>I took a bet and I got a picture of our Vice Principal in her OFFICE!!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjIomXnBonfAxaZBroukF9mTNv27XBYmwEdduSVoaNb54iP2ezUctwpSAApFPHItCX2-mKN1HascjkmKz7VEpvUXRLo4Czi9Ccg_MwVtMzTxoGG5y4SGmvBZisR-_3wPHfQCq1lTdwUS9z/s1600-h/Image0200.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjIomXnBonfAxaZBroukF9mTNv27XBYmwEdduSVoaNb54iP2ezUctwpSAApFPHItCX2-mKN1HascjkmKz7VEpvUXRLo4Czi9Ccg_MwVtMzTxoGG5y4SGmvBZisR-_3wPHfQCq1lTdwUS9z/s320/Image0200.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377923432614160146" /></a> </div><div>Risky business :-D </div><div>LOL.. That's it for now.. Bet youre saying to yourself - "Thanks for wasting five minutes of my life." </div>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-57043204246662033932009-08-12T18:14:00.005+05:302009-08-12T18:42:37.252+05:30RessurectionSchool aint so bad these days, kinda fun actually. There are a lot of dudes from CBSE in my school now. My grades.. have been on the negatives, but hey it's the 11th grade! These days I have absolutely no idea what the Physics teacher is talking about. For example. Let's call her Beakface, shall we?<div><br /></div><div>Beakface: Alright you miserable lot, now who can tell me the equations of rotational motion?</div><div>Me: What's she talking about?</div><div>Mr.NS: Search me.. </div><div>Beakface: Right. You get up (at usual target..Mr.Benjamin Button)</div><div>Me: Right. So did you play Dota?</div><div>Mr.NS: Yeah dude.. but kinda got bored..</div><div>Beakface: No you bastard!! It's u+ HALF..blah blah..</div><div>Me: Eh? You started playing five days ago..</div><div>Mr.NS: Yeah, it's those online bastards..</div><div>Beakface: Now say that again!!</div><div>Me: Maybe I should start.. :-? What do you use to play online?</div><div>Mr.NS: G-Arena</div><div>Me: Okey..</div><div>Beakface: This is a useless class.. blah blah..</div><div>Me: Some one tell her the shut up.. -_-"</div><div>Mr.NS: Wish she gets swine flu</div><div>Me: Wish she gets hit by a roller coaster</div><div>Mr.NS: Have you played Portal?</div><div><br /></div><div>You get the picture. Same class but different dimensions. The teacher kinda like sucks. Sanskrit is a joke. :) Everyone has to study those old slokas while I invent ultra ancient lost in the ages Sanskrit swear words like 'Aasaholaha' and 'Fuckahaa' Fun, no? </div><div>Hope things get better. Hope my grades are back to normal. Hope my Physics teacher is kidnapped by aliens from Planet Dumbass. </div><div>Oh yeah and Limp Bizkit like..rules! </div><div>This's one of my favourite songs.. "My Way" </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PQ8Qi86i82s&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PQ8Qi86i82s&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object></div><br />Official music video - embed deleted by request..<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sL2mednZKI"> here.</a><div>Well thats it for now. </div><div>Sayanara</div>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-14927369563499278412009-06-12T15:55:00.005+05:302009-06-21T21:52:06.307+05:30Funny sign<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYlWr3tpwlV26-JV7F4Lg3j3aJrXIIDl6C8YG18T3d6eIMR7qhT9exFmqW2bT5V2fjqXsE9YdbNkhPhjEeI2Yc5sZx2bC4iIKaD0-vzSNruPFTi4nAGpdYXZs5dShJ1XUU5XAaiKbi6Ogo/s1600-h/IMG_1101.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYlWr3tpwlV26-JV7F4Lg3j3aJrXIIDl6C8YG18T3d6eIMR7qhT9exFmqW2bT5V2fjqXsE9YdbNkhPhjEeI2Yc5sZx2bC4iIKaD0-vzSNruPFTi4nAGpdYXZs5dShJ1XUU5XAaiKbi6Ogo/s320/IMG_1101.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346387646908026130" /></a><br /><div>Found this outside a park, Karnataka. Seriously, <i>putting fire?</i></div><div><br /></div>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-77967048345956879202009-06-08T13:56:00.001+05:302009-06-21T21:51:57.364+05:30'Frawk'Some shit I did in Photoshop today<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXUEixwoGc7AgugygrKLgbglYoqSGe9OD7oUu2xE2ixOSp8hTtReAeVLRphmMIAXu40rOhlRnqOBA4DKxU5qJ6oZdIy1vcVvdyM8IEb1ZKj0hASjrjgcRfPFWfCME4vIUsYkxQOUGvAQoK/s1600-h/FRAWK.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 217px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXUEixwoGc7AgugygrKLgbglYoqSGe9OD7oUu2xE2ixOSp8hTtReAeVLRphmMIAXu40rOhlRnqOBA4DKxU5qJ6oZdIy1vcVvdyM8IEb1ZKj0hASjrjgcRfPFWfCME4vIUsYkxQOUGvAQoK/s320/FRAWK.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344944020028284882" border="0" /></a><br />Frog+Hawk=Frawk<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">PS: </span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">I started using Photoshop a week ago. :P<br /></span></span>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-50402724093690528652009-06-06T15:28:00.001+05:302009-06-21T21:51:45.566+05:30Legalizing piracy<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://archive.gamespy.com/legacy/articles/piracy/piracy.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 114px;" src="http://archive.gamespy.com/legacy/articles/piracy/piracy.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Ever downloaded music through Limewire / torrents? Ever bought one of those 4 in 1 movie DVDs? Ever bought one of those PC games with crack, for eighty bucks instead of the original game which costs nearly a thousand bucks? Well, you're a pirate! You're a pirate, I'm a pirate, we're all pirates in the real world.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Fact is, no one can really afford to pay 500 bucks for a movie or 300 bucks for an album, no I'm not talking about you too, Mr. Bill Gates. You pay for the artist, licensing, ads, other crap </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">and </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">to compensate for piracy. Vicious circle, see? Movie DVDs.. I mean if we could buy movies for, like under 50 bucks, who needs to pirate them? So.. first</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">make the movies cheaper!<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">When it comes to music, there's free streaming ofcourse, but no free downloads. :( What I'm trying to say is.. </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">make the music cheaper! </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Or better..free. They wont know the difference, with a few more adverts.<br />If only media was a little cheaper. :) Sounds crazy, but true isnt it?</span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span><br /></span></span>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-53515998188286768232009-05-29T22:39:00.001+05:302009-06-21T21:51:31.959+05:30X-GeneThis is a manga series I began reading two days ago, and it's pretty good.. If you can handle blood violence (dont worry, you wont find an overdose of violence here..) , and you like science fiction, you <span style="font-style: italic;">have</span> to read this one.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD7Mtsk0x_6uXzstULL_2ChgHcA2Ai8eTxtXk-NyCv_QzrCP-7w0yW5SryEJ_zZD8c3kRH-YyiqZZRceLutcC7a5llcTIOSxZlVhyN6y7djKaIFvEEUwle-8brxzDMRbb5Crer9l_J8hd5/s1600-h/X-Gene2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 393px; height: 262px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD7Mtsk0x_6uXzstULL_2ChgHcA2Ai8eTxtXk-NyCv_QzrCP-7w0yW5SryEJ_zZD8c3kRH-YyiqZZRceLutcC7a5llcTIOSxZlVhyN6y7djKaIFvEEUwle-8brxzDMRbb5Crer9l_J8hd5/s320/X-Gene2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341584763497089090" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Author: </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Kazizaki Masasumi</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Genre: </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Sci fi, action</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chapters: </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">18</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lifespan: </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Max. 2 days</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">My rating:<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">8</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">The thing I love about the series is the awesome story line. The story is about a few chosen people, who's DNA contains certain genes of animals, which enable them to turn into that particular animal and receive its attributes. These beings are called</span> <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">X-Genes. </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Personally, I think it sounds kind of familiar to X-Men, which is about mutants too. Anyways, these X-Genes have to fight for survival, and enter the ark. They fight to kill and consume the X-Genes of the victims, thus making them more powerful in the game of survival. Only one can enter the ark. No life will be spared in the X-Gene battleground. >:) Wicked eh? The real action begins only in the 4th chapter or so, when Yuki discovers about the whole "X-Gene" concept, and that he himself is an X-Gene. Other highlights are good narration and art. But the whole series is pretty short. That's the only con I could find. :) The manga isn't very famous, so you won't find it anywhere for downloads. Reading online is your only choice. :P Click</span> <a href="http://mangavolume.com/serie-archive/mangas-x%7C%7Cgene/">here.</a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">As for now, I'm totally into FPS games, and hooked on to Quake 4, not to mention Crysis and Red Alert 3.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">That's it for now :D Sayanara</span><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-18196537596698988282009-05-24T19:28:00.001+05:302009-06-21T21:50:59.251+05:30New DivideLinkin Park's doing the soundtrack for the upcoming Transformers movie, as you may have probably heard. Here it is, homies..<div><img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border="0" width="0" height="0" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyNDMxNzM4MDc5ODQmcHQ9MTI*MzE3MzgyNTE*MCZwPTE4MDMxJmQ9Jmc9MSZ*PSZvPTA4MGI2Yzk1YTg*YzQwZTdiOWY2MjI3YWU*ZjBlMzJl.gif" /><center><p style="visibility:visible;"><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://assets.myflashfetish.com/swf/mp3/mff-touch.swf" height="390" width="235" style="width:235px;height:390px"><param name="movie" value="http://assets.myflashfetish.com/swf/mp3/mff-touch.swf"><param name="quality" value="high"><param name="scale" value="noscale"><param name="salign" value="TL"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><param name="flashvars" value="myid=22417107&path=2009/05/24&mycolor=C8D197&mycolor2=B3702D&mycolor3=EB2138&autoplay=true&rand=0&f=4&vol=100&pat=0&grad=false&ow=235&oh=390"></object><br /></p></center></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">I remember black skies<br />And lightning all around me<br />I remembered each flash<br />As time began to burn<br />Like a startling sign<br />The feint had finally found me<br />And your voice was all I heard<br />That I get what I deserve<br /><br />So give me reason<br />To prove me wrong<br />To wash this memory clean<br />Let the thoughts cross<br />The distance in your eyes<br />Give me reason<br />To fill this hole<br />Ignite the space between<br />Let it be enough to reach the truth and lies<br />Across this new divide<br /><br />There is nothing inside<br />The memories left abandoned<br />There was nowhere to hide<br />The ashes fell like snow<br />And the ground caved in<br />Between where we were standing<br />And your voice was all I heard<br />That I get what I deserve<br /><br />So give me reason<br />To prove me wrong<br />To wash this memory clean<br />Let the thoughts cross<br />The distance in your mind<br />Across this new divide<br /><br />And every loss<br />And every lie<br />And every truth that you deny<br />And each regret<br />And each divide<br />Are some mistakes you pray to hide<br />And your voice was all I heard<br />But I get what I deserve<br /><br />So give me reason<br />To prove me wrong<br />To wash this memory clean<br />Let the thoughts cross<br />The distance in your eyes<br />Give me reason<br />To fill this hole<br />Connect the space between<br />Let it be enough to reach the truth and lies<br />Across this new divide</span></span></span><br /></div><div><br /></div>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-59974920537774996042009-05-18T17:02:00.001+05:302009-06-21T21:51:20.218+05:30Baking the rabbitSpoof of Breaking the Habit (by Linkin Park) by me. :) This is one of my first parodies..Enjoy.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnj0RqECJ9kDk38N3YEmhARlYk0XXBifH-LgANFEx34eF3bcThI7kjZwsUEe8pRdFJc8_Bt_YyNLXJ3sglX0daEQ1qgd1dPruMSJgvc_8hITcsHZDank_-eXmaTTKhBrt6j8cuv-niKCHk/s400/BUGS+&+ELMER+INKING+2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 276px; height: 205px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnj0RqECJ9kDk38N3YEmhARlYk0XXBifH-LgANFEx34eF3bcThI7kjZwsUEe8pRdFJc8_Bt_YyNLXJ3sglX0daEQ1qgd1dPruMSJgvc_8hITcsHZDank_-eXmaTTKhBrt6j8cuv-niKCHk/s400/BUGS+&+ELMER+INKING+2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />One fine morning, I was going to my school;<br />I saw an injured rabbit there,<br />I know much more than any vet before,<br />So I took him home to heal him there.<br />I dont want to be the one to clean the rabbit's poop;<br />But inside I realize I want to cook him in soup<br />I dont know what I'm waiting for..<br />Or why I have to care?<br />I dont know why I hesitate<br />To cook that stupid hare<br />I dont know how I got this way<br />I'll never be OK,<br />I'm never baking my rabbit anyday.<br /><br />Three weeks have passed,<br />Three incidents occurred, when the stupid animal bit my ass<br />He crawled into my bag, farted loudly<br />And earned me a detention in History class<br />I dont want to be the one<br />To give the rabbit his bath<br />But inside I realize I want to feed him to the neighbour's cat<br />I dont know why I hesitate<br />To cook that stupid hare<br />I dont know how I got this way<br />I'll never be OK,<br />I'm never baking my rabbit anyday.<br /><br />He peed all over the walls<br />Never answers to my calls<br />He's a stupid useless thing<br />And that is why I sing<br />"I know killing that (beep) thing will make me a sinner.<br />Whatever circumstances are, atleast he'd make a good dinner.<br />Atleast he'll be useful when he dies, so I'm making rabbit pie.<br />So I'm baking the rabbit tonight.<br />:Dbloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-76897879271320450742009-05-17T15:09:00.001+05:302009-06-21T21:49:58.436+05:30The Life and Death of Jack BlackToday, I was jobless and bored as always and chatting with <a href="http://www.insanitypills.blogspot.com/">Shade.</a><br />Soon our boring conversation turned into a truly epic novel which will dwell in the hearts of millions of people one day. Kidding. Read on....<br />I'm shrirocks94 and Shade is dracokanth<br />shrirocks94: Tears to Tiara<br />shrirocks94: is it good?<br />dracokanth: hmm<br />dracokanth: I think so<br />shrirocks94: and i heard Darker than Black is pretty OK too<br />dracokanth: K I'mma watch a movie<br />dracokanth: yeah it is..<br />shrirocks94: cant be worse than Black Jack..<br />dracokanth: errr .-.<br />dracokanth: hunh<br />shrirocks94: oh yeh and i forgot...Cowboy Bebop..that one rocks. :D<br />dracokanth: you mean<br />dracokanth: Jack black?<br />dracokanth: oh way<br />dracokanth: Blackjack<br />shrirocks94: Err the anime Black Jack<br />dracokanth: wait*<br />dracokanth: it's an anime<br />dracokanth: lol<br />shrirocks94: not Jack Black the actor :))<br />dracokanth: hmm<br />dracokanth: that's funny<br />dracokanth: his name<br />dracokanth: jack black<br />shrirocks94: lol<br />dracokanth: blackjack it a game<br />shrirocks94: yeah i know..<br />dracokanth: =\<br />shrirocks94: :-" Viva La Gloria<br />dracokanth: maybe they named him after it<br />shrirocks94: heh. no way<br />shrirocks94: american t.r. [a Tamil actor with a funny accent and a bushy beard, nobody watches his movies]<br />dracokanth: or it was a joke his parents played on him<br />dracokanth: a cruel joke<br />dracokanth: fathers name is sirius black<br />shrirocks94: :))<br />dracokanth: soo..<br />dracokanth: they named his son<br />dracokanth: Jack<br />shrirocks94: after his uncle, Jack Sparrow<br />dracokanth: =)<br />dracokanth: lol<br />shrirocks94: the dumb pirate<br />dracokanth: because<br />dracokanth: Jack was dumb<br />dracokanth: just like the guy in the beanstalk story<br />shrirocks94: and Jack was a dumb common name<br />shrirocks94: black is more evil and heroic<br />shrirocks94: and hides the stupid dumbass in him and makes him look........black<br />shrirocks94: coz of his name.<br />dracokanth: Jack Sparrow's parents were also a victim to this trick played by THEIR parents<br />shrirocks94: yeah<br />dracokanth: because Jack sparrows parents<br />dracokanth: they were in [insert name of our school]<br />dracokanth: the day<br />shrirocks94: when they were on honeymoon in moon<br />dracokanth: K sir<br />dracokanth: told the story<br />dracokanth: about the sparrow and the rose [a well known and stupid, childish and pointless story read in the assembly by K sir]<br />shrirocks94: lol<br />dracokanth: and they were touched<br />dracokanth: so they named their son sparrow<br />shrirocks94: and named their son ______ Sparrow<br />shrirocks94: what about the Jack part?<br />dracokanth: yeah<br />dracokanth: they named him Rose sparrow<br />dracokanth: he also later<br />shrirocks94: =))<br />dracokanth: became a transversitite<br />dracokanth: after making his wife pregnant with Jack<br />shrirocks94: and moved to Alaska and started a llama rearing business<br />dracokanth: Yeah yeah<br />dracokanth: and there<br />dracokanth: they met Sarah Palin<br />shrirocks94: and started rearing llamas together<br />dracokanth: knocked up her daughter<br />shrirocks94: and sold the llama milk<br />shrirocks94: and bought a gold magic lamp<br />shrirocks94: and rubbed it<br />dracokanth: o_O<br />shrirocks94: and L sir came out of it [L sir is a bald teacher, his English is simply superb; noone can understand a single word he says, oh and he's an NCC master as well]<br />dracokanth: ok fine<br />dracokanth: Loganathan sir came out<br />dracokanth: and started shouting NCC orders<br />shrirocks94: and they started doing sit ups<br />dracokanth: noo<br />dracokanth: they cant understand<br />shrirocks94: and slap him on the face<br />dracokanth: yeah k<br />shrirocks94: but since sir is a ghost he cant feel<br />dracokanth: and he starts crying<br />dracokanth: :O<br />shrirocks94: because of emotional...things<br />dracokanth: but he is still crying ok?<br />shrirocks94: ok<br />dracokanth: and he becomes toooo emotional<br />dracokanth: he recalls his early memories<br />shrirocks94: and decides to become an all time emo<br />dracokanth: when he was a young boy<br />dracokanth: ppl used to bully him<br />dracokanth: in school<br />shrirocks94: :))=))<br />shrirocks94: and called him names<br />shrirocks94: like Jiggery Pokery<br />dracokanth: that's why he turned out like this<br />shrirocks94: and Son of a Banshee<br />dracokanth: his biggest bully was<br />dracokanth: Karunanidhi<br />shrirocks94: :))<br />dracokanth: Karunanidhi used to wrestle him<br />shrirocks94: and one day logu got angry<br />dracokanth: becoz he has so fat..<br />shrirocks94: and used a chokeslam on karunanidhi<br />dracokanth: was*<br />dracokanth: only<br />shrirocks94: but failed<br />dracokanth: Karunanidhi neck<br />dracokanth: was soooooooooooooo thick<br />dracokanth: he coudn't reach his hands around his neck<br />shrirocks94: and karunanidhi<br />shrirocks94: gave him a huge body slam<br />shrirocks94: and logu got a<br />shrirocks94: lightning shaped scar<br />dracokanth: no no..<br />shrirocks94: on his forehead<br />dracokanth: LOGU LOST ALL HIS HAIR<br />dracokanth: and then<br />shrirocks94: and got a lightning scar<br />dracokanth: he got a scar<br />dracokanth: from then on<br />dracokanth: he has been the sotai samiyaar<br />dracokanth: but anyway<br />shrirocks94: and he got a band of young baldies<br />shrirocks94: called<br />dracokanth: this lighning scar<br />shrirocks94: Brain Eaters<br />dracokanth: Logu and Jabraj sir<br />dracokanth: lead singers<br />shrirocks94: the dynamic duo<br />shrirocks94: they also started a footbal team<br />dracokanth: XD<br />dracokanth: yeah yeah<br />shrirocks94: many times ppl mistook their heads<br />shrirocks94: to be the ball<br />dracokanth: I was jus thinking that<br />shrirocks94: and kicked it<br />dracokanth: thats why... they are so stuoid<br />shrirocks94: and once, deepan kicked it so hard logu's head cracked<br />dracokanth: to this day<br />dracokanth: then one day<br />shrirocks94: yes.<br />dracokanth: during an important match<br />shrirocks94: yeah]<br />dracokanth: no noooo<br />dracokanth: not deepan<br />dracokanth: during an important match<br />dracokanth: Logu is about to head the ball<br />dracokanth: suddenly<br />dracokanth: his scar starts burns<br />dracokanth: he clutches it<br />dracokanth: and he suddenly gets a dream<br />shrirocks94: :))<br />dracokanth: Yoshimitsu<br />shrirocks94: O_0<br />dracokanth: is wearing darthvaders costume<br />shrirocks94: Get ready for the next battle<br />dracokanth: in his dream<br />shrirocks94: and having a super cool katana<br />shrirocks94: logu has a chainsaw and a jackhammer<br />shrirocks94: as his weapons<br />dracokanth: with light saber<br />shrirocks94: yeah<br />shrirocks94: and logu runs with all his might with the jack hammer<br />dracokanth: no light-katana<br />shrirocks94: ok<br />dracokanth: He has a light-katana<br />shrirocks94: ok ok<br />shrirocks94: he runs with the katana<br />dracokanth: jack hammer..<br />shrirocks94: abt to attack yoshimitsu<br />dracokanth: and then<br />shrirocks94: when all goes dark<br />dracokanth: Bob the Builder says "Hey that's my hammer"<br />shrirocks94: and Jack Sparrow says<br />shrirocks94: no it has my name Jack in it<br />shrirocks94: its mine<br />dracokanth: loool<br />shrirocks94: bob says i need a hammer its mine<br />shrirocks94: so Bob the Builder and Jack Sparrow start fighting<br />shrirocks94: Logu tries to mediate<br />shrirocks94: Jack and Bob get angry and climb into a steam roller<br />dracokanth: wauit wait<br />dracokanth: steam roller O_o<br />shrirocks94: and tie<br />shrirocks94: logu to a railway track<br />dracokanth: ohhh ok<br />dracokanth: ok ok....<br />shrirocks94: and steadily go forwards...metres away from crushing logu s shining head<br />dracokanth: then...<br />dracokanth: Bangalore royal mail arrives<br />shrirocks94: logu squeals like an injured piglet<br />dracokanth: at 6Am<br />shrirocks94: :O<br />shrirocks94: yeah<br />dracokanth: yeah yeah<br />dracokanth: injured piglet<br />shrirocks94: and...err....logu tries to tear the rope with his bare teeth<br />shrirocks94: but fails<br />dracokanth: YEAH thats when Logu's other side takes over<br />dracokanth: His OTHER SIDE<br />shrirocks94: the devil blood<br />dracokanth: One side of his face become totally red<br />dracokanth: and then..<br />dracokanth: wings come out of is back<br />shrirocks94: u mean like Two Face from batman?<br />dracokanth: yeah<br />shrirocks94: no devil jin<br />dracokanth: both<br />shrirocks94: ok :p<br />dracokanth: both together da<br />dracokanth: ok so<br />shrirocks94: and he says "Fear the Wrath of Logu"<br />shrirocks94: and easily breaks away from the rope..<br />dracokanth: yeah<br />dracokanth: with his muscles<br />shrirocks94: and starts flying high in the sky<br />shrirocks94: MUSCLES?? :O No way!<br />dracokanth: yeah<br />dracokanth: thats when<br />dracokanth: a plane hits him<br />dracokanth: yeah lol muscles<br />shrirocks94: and he starts falling down...down...down..<br />dracokanth: and superman<br />shrirocks94: no<br />dracokanth: is lifting that plane also<br />shrirocks94: captain underpants<br />dracokanth: ok ok fine..<br />dracokanth: Captain Underpants....<br />dracokanth: he just dsaved that plane<br />shrirocks94: err yeah<br />shrirocks94: and logu falls down and there's a terrible blast<br />shrirocks94: like hiroshima bombing in 1945<br />dracokanth: saved*<br />dracokanth: inside it...<br />dracokanth: is.. hmm....<br />dracokanth: yeah<br />dracokanth: ok now<br />dracokanth: arrrgh<br />dracokanth: I got dced skip<br />shrirocks94: everyone scolds logu and he becomes a demented children hating miserable (beep<br />shrirocks94: ok<br />dracokanth: now the strory<br />dracokanth: is about the plane<br />shrirocks94: ?? ok<br />shrirocks94: inside the plane<br />dracokanth: Paris Hilton is sitting<br />shrirocks94: and Mojo Jojo<br />dracokanth: o_O<br />shrirocks94: and Johnny Bravo<br />dracokanth: ok<br />shrirocks94: who tries to flirt with Paris<br />dracokanth: oh ok Johhny bravo asks for a date<br />dracokanth: but hilton says no<br />dracokanth: you can only become my<br />dracokanth: BFF<br />shrirocks94: :))<br />dracokanth: XD (you know abt that show on vh1?)<br />shrirocks94: Yeah yeah i do<br />dracokanth: its starting on the 11th<br />shrirocks94: "My BFF"<br />dracokanth: yeah ok<br />dracokanth: dont watch it<br />shrirocks94: yeah ive seen d ad<br />shrirocks94: ok<br />shrirocks94: :D<br />dracokanth: lol ok<br />dracokanth: So Bravoo is heartbroken<br />shrirocks94: and jumps from the plane<br />dracokanth: yeah yeah<br />shrirocks94: now mojo and paris are alone<br />dracokanth: no nooo<br />dracokanth: Now shift to Johnny<br />shrirocks94: ok<br />dracokanth: Bravo falls into the sea<br />dracokanth: near barbados<br />dracokanth: hometown of Rihanna<br />shrirocks94: :))<br />dracokanth: and hits her<br />dracokanth: face<br />shrirocks94: so rihanna's man chris brown arrives<br />dracokanth: hes charged with battery, just like Chris Brown<br />shrirocks94: and starts rapping and abusing bravo<br />dracokanth: yeah ok..<br />dracokanth: so the judge<br />dracokanth: sends them to the same prison cell<br />shrirocks94: the judge is logu<br />shrirocks94: :))<br />shrirocks94: ok?<br />dracokanth: dai.... the judge is Brad Pitt<br />shrirocks94: chris and johnny<br />dracokanth: no inside the cell<br />dracokanth: they also meet someone else<br />dracokanth: tell who they meet<br />shrirocks94: err.....<br />shrirocks94: wait<br />shrirocks94: Lord Voldemort<br />dracokanth: ah ok<br />dracokanth: he has a flashbck<br />dracokanth: in that flashback Voldemort is defeated<br />shrirocks94: lol<br />dracokanth: by the Yoshimitsu<br />dracokanth: Yoshimitsu<br />dracokanth: is also going to defeat all the other evil bosses<br />dracokanth: to become the leader of the evil bosses<br />shrirocks94: yeah<br />dracokanth: so he also got Darth Vader<br />dracokanth: now hes aiming for..<br />shrirocks94: like Dr. Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog<br />dracokanth: now<br />dracokanth: hes aiming for Shishio<br />dracokanth: from Samurai X<br />shrirocks94: O_O<br />shrirocks94: ok<br />shrirocks94: :o)<br />dracokanth: yeah<br />dracokanth: so they have a katan-katana battle<br />shrirocks94: yeah<br />dracokanth: they fight for hours!<br />shrirocks94: yeah<br />dracokanth: and then finallt<br />dracokanth: Shishio opens his bandages<br />dracokanth: Yoshimitsu sees him<br />dracokanth: and then they suddenly stop<br />dracokanth: they shout at the same time<br />shrirocks94: yeah<br />dracokanth: Yoshimitsu also takes off his clothes<br />dracokanth: and then they lok at each other<br />dracokanth: They both shout at the same time<br />dracokanth: MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!<br />shrirocks94: -_-??<br />dracokanth: BROOOOOOTHEEER!<br />dracokanth: yeah then flashback again<br />shrirocks94: yeah<br />dracokanth: when they were babies<br />dracokanth: they were triplets<br />shrirocks94: yoshimitsu used to poop on shishio<br />dracokanth: but they had to be separated at birth<br />shrirocks94: yeah<br />dracokanth: yeah yeah<br />dracokanth: now they have to look for the third brother<br />shrirocks94: yoshimitsu initially worked as a stand up comedian<br />dracokanth: yeah ok<br />shrirocks94: and later moved on to ballet dancing<br />dracokanth: but then his audience used to make dead jokes about him<br />shrirocks94: while voldemort worked as a waiter in Burger King<br />dracokanth: no no<br />dracokanth: voldemort is not thier brother<br />dracokanth: Voldemort is actually<br />dracokanth: THEIR FATHER<br />shrirocks94: Oh God<br />dracokanth: not Darth Vader<br />dracokanth: Darth vader<br />shrirocks94: and the mother is britney spears<br />dracokanth: is amma-ponnu<br />shrirocks94: ok ok<br />dracokanth: sorry<br />dracokanth: athai-ponu<br />shrirocks94: lol ok<br />dracokanth: ayyo<br />dracokanth: I hope your saving this<br />shrirocks94: lol<br />dracokanth: :))<br />shrirocks94: this is fun ^_^<br />shrirocks94: and back to the present world in the jail cell<br />dracokanth: so anyway<br />dracokanth: in the jail cell<br />dracokanth: and then the warden comes and says<br />shrirocks94: here's ur dinner<br />dracokanth: you have to take part in the Death Race<br />shrirocks94: O_o<br />shrirocks94: Yay!!<br />dracokanth: if you want to leave the jail<br />shrirocks94: Love the movie!!<br />shrirocks94: Yeah, and the other racers are..<br />dracokanth: you liked it?<br />dracokanth: lol ok<br />shrirocks94: (kinda..)<br />shrirocks94: Bob the Builder and his talking steam roller Rolly<br />dracokanth: so Voldemort, CB and JB are on the race<br />shrirocks94: and Bob<br />dracokanth: yeah<br />dracokanth: and Kung Fu Panda is also there<br />shrirocks94: :))<br />dracokanth: Jack Black is inside his suit<br />dracokanth: see it all comes back to him<br />shrirocks94: yea :P<br />shrirocks94: the whole story's abt him after all<br />dracokanth: they have a race in the prison<br />shrirocks94: the refree is vadi velu [a funny dark Tamil comedian who acts like a crazy retard]<br />dracokanth: :))<br />dracokanth: enna koduma saar ithu? [what a shame, sir?]<br />shrirocks94: yea :P<br />dracokanth: ok so anyway<br />dracokanth: the kungfu pandas master<br />dracokanth: he ties a hamburger on a fishing rod<br />shrirocks94: lol<br />dracokanth: and sits on Kung Fu Pandas back<br />dracokanth: but...<br />dracokanth: theres also one more person racing<br />dracokanth: Usain Bolt<br />shrirocks94: ok!!<br />shrirocks94: :))<br />shrirocks94: usain bolt and his pet pooping giant tortoise<br />dracokanth: yah ok<br />shrirocks94: "Blastoise"<br />dracokanth: and also<br />dracokanth: yeah... also the hare is there<br />dracokanth: Hare and tortaoise have the main race<br />dracokanth: hare and Blastoise<br />dracokanth: wait..<br />dracokanth: Vadivel takes the gun<br />dracokanth: and shoots it<br />dracokanth: it goes hits<br />shrirocks94: and kills jack black<br />shrirocks94: :))<br />dracokanth: ok fine<br />shrirocks94: so jack black is eliminated<br />dracokanth: it hits black<br />dracokanth: and he dies...<br />dracokanth: there<br />dracokanth: that<br />dracokanth: is the story<br />dracokanth: of his life<br />dracokanth: LOL<br />shrirocks94: *sob*<br />shrirocks94: truly inspiring.<br />dracokanth: I like this ending..it's not even a goodd ending.<br /><br />Most of the credit goes to Shade. :D Turned my boring old afternoon into a fun and creative experience.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MORAL OF THE STORY</span>: Say no to drugs.bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-31033075709409342912009-05-14T16:19:00.001+05:302009-06-21T21:49:33.822+05:30There's an Obama in all of us!If you're a Brazilian and want to go into politics, the first thing you have to do is..change you're name to Barrack Obama! By the way, I dont blog politics. Read on..<br />Welcome to Obama-mania, Brazil-style. Few countries have embraced the idea of the US's first black president as enthusiastically as Brazil, a country with one of the largest Afro-descendant populations on Earth yet where black faces remain a minority in politics. Obama T-shirts are everywhere while chat shows and newspaper columns are filled with talk of the 47-year-old Illinois senator.<br />Alright. That's perfectly Ok. Changing your name to Barrack Obama's the end of the list. You're not doing any <span style="font-style: italic;">change </span>at all. You're just a Brazilian imprint of the American Obama. It's a pathetic way to try and draw votes.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtkIj6bs2efLlJfm_TGVdPGQJjQkh70-1ujPzEHkW8l0lfqAHR_kVD-8B6irQeLVqFKQp32mYvqYwfyTxV1T8flkTHXat_M6_-TTysb-gVNOLlNnaDs9iY0SD8N_oxDoFF5aIbCdgdxM7V/s1600-h/Barack-Obama-2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 160px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtkIj6bs2efLlJfm_TGVdPGQJjQkh70-1ujPzEHkW8l0lfqAHR_kVD-8B6irQeLVqFKQp32mYvqYwfyTxV1T8flkTHXat_M6_-TTysb-gVNOLlNnaDs9iY0SD8N_oxDoFF5aIbCdgdxM7V/s200/Barack-Obama-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335635061466806018" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWWqPEYyxM0ktFmBh-k0IxJRV7QeUrX4MVBkro8F6Qz_Ve8d3hSH2CSIOJuN58M96mnkyYzY7cShl6_CTPqZsGoidFpA1NswwHQfWYnwkzbcyeZsBAwmd9fxeHJNrhVdTLZoK_2ubus4e_/s1600-h/460braz.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 192px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWWqPEYyxM0ktFmBh-k0IxJRV7QeUrX4MVBkro8F6Qz_Ve8d3hSH2CSIOJuN58M96mnkyYzY7cShl6_CTPqZsGoidFpA1NswwHQfWYnwkzbcyeZsBAwmd9fxeHJNrhVdTLZoK_2ubus4e_/s320/460braz.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335634409043133090" border="0" /></a><br />Ladies and gentlemen, two of the world's most famous Obamas! Brazil has reported six dickheads who officially changed their names to Barrack Obama, five who changed their names to Bill Clinton and one Chico Bin Laden (?)... God, save us! And the Brazilian Obama says he'd invite the American to dinner in Brazil if he won the elections. Ha!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">NOTE: </span>I know I'm not from Brazil, but I found this ultra-pathetic and had a sudden urge to blog about it. I'm also not sure if the Brazilian Obama is as pure as a saint. ^_^bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-58475147218802193662009-05-10T15:36:00.002+05:302009-06-21T21:48:56.182+05:30こんにちは [Hello]<p>My authentic japanese name is <b>篠原 Shinohara (bamboo field) 敦士 Atsushi (kind gentleman)</b>.<br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/969/">Take your real japanese name generator! today!</a><br /><small>Created with <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Rum and Monkey</a>'s <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/">Name Generator Generator</a>.</small></p><p><small><span style="font-size:100%;">LOL!! Although kind 'gentleman' wouldn't suit me..</span><br /></small></p>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-40614086150188909732009-05-09T10:03:00.001+05:302009-06-21T21:47:42.865+05:30Home Sweet Home ^_^I'm back. I open the door, and a fine coat of dust covers the TV, computer and everything visible to the human eye. Sort of miss Qatar now, never thought I'd say that. And it's hotter than the Devil's bathwater here. And I'm back to being a net addict. Ok, not 24x7 but atleast 4 hours a day.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVq5k5sJZQ47xCO5ll3x0KhZtM_2UUPAQiNAoMMJ8C-K-E_gOExCuIpA-HkDkGUtWsY49vXhm25cuPJMzB1EqKb4YtzvxP2F-OE4pj-intPxDJ2HUgKMWZO9O-TDrbVx4xF4S51a5Olg8B/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVq5k5sJZQ47xCO5ll3x0KhZtM_2UUPAQiNAoMMJ8C-K-E_gOExCuIpA-HkDkGUtWsY49vXhm25cuPJMzB1EqKb4YtzvxP2F-OE4pj-intPxDJ2HUgKMWZO9O-TDrbVx4xF4S51a5Olg8B/s400/untitled.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333679709387252082" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Ah, home. Good to be back :)bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-34026593762387810262009-05-03T14:11:00.001+05:302009-06-21T21:48:14.644+05:30Potter Puppet Pals<p><object width="340" height="285"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tx1XIm6q4r4&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tx1XIm6q4r4&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="340" height="285"></embed></object></p><p>Saw this on YouTube today. LOL!! It's one of those really dumb but funny videos, and it's catchy. Check out the other <em>Potter Puppet Pals </em>videos too! :) Damn, song got stuck in my head.. </p>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-49238265212666082992009-05-02T16:18:00.001+05:302009-06-21T21:48:01.714+05:30It's going down!Here's an awesome song by X-Ecutioners featuring Mike Shinoda and Joe Hahn from Linkin Park - <em>It's Going Down </em>!<br />I have no special reason for posting this.. Just felt like it..Bloody awesome!! Came out a few years back.<br /><br /><object width="320" height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P0nyy6AcfY4&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P0nyy6AcfY4&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object><br />You Tube's growing up too! It allows you to choose the colours and resolution of the video you want to embed!! \m/<br />Sayanara!bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-86738504970225634222009-04-29T18:25:00.001+05:302009-06-21T21:47:21.834+05:30Random photos..I'm in Qatar right now.. You people know what Qatar is, right? In case you're any dumber, it's this country in Middle East aka Gulf.. The only entertainment: malls, movies, internet, badminton!! Random photos::<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW86rzJRW0IvHsWfWkLzq7U0Wy7hdbf5PvqZZsnKHXBNruVHGtvXvmylCcHCgUM2beXCNs3w0EfOVhRfYZ40FSRdSDOdOgGDe0LYTg7y3y_rlyiukqtg7l9XhCWoWP1qs-AEVGsCnQjBwf/s1600-h/DSC00734.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 415px; HEIGHT: 268px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330097650787678978" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW86rzJRW0IvHsWfWkLzq7U0Wy7hdbf5PvqZZsnKHXBNruVHGtvXvmylCcHCgUM2beXCNs3w0EfOVhRfYZ40FSRdSDOdOgGDe0LYTg7y3y_rlyiukqtg7l9XhCWoWP1qs-AEVGsCnQjBwf/s200/DSC00734.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><br />Ok now, this is the SUV my dad drives ~ Toyota Fortuner. This baby's coming to India too!! :D<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYe_8CkCR8zDIZKh-0pe7SnOLvaE4OHL0J1k-5Kr4IG2n3aWr3L2GLjwiBDt5z01kafyiIMRcjQPEOIwpu1rIymVgIWCyvGtPAaJE9p9d9m2jOsYKlqzU8YkDUQvT8uSyd7vQM8wP8qg75/s1600-h/DSC00848.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 200px; HEIGHT: 150px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330098526366534002" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYe_8CkCR8zDIZKh-0pe7SnOLvaE4OHL0J1k-5Kr4IG2n3aWr3L2GLjwiBDt5z01kafyiIMRcjQPEOIwpu1rIymVgIWCyvGtPAaJE9p9d9m2jOsYKlqzU8YkDUQvT8uSyd7vQM8wP8qg75/s200/DSC00848.JPG" /></a><br />My Kingdom!!!!!! With a Toshiba lappy :P<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcS3Ir_HaKBBaIA4ggEpvGZZH8BUh9hr78jRKrowQfkoaKNVIbV4qGyWCAOPoto-8SZbbMrbT_O6Y-dNEyx6qUdniD7ACNrh1pGowWsrKrf2WuACl6CQf3Qg-8wX8x19kGjsmjp1fGhblY/s1600-h/DSC00854.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 200px; HEIGHT: 150px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330099747743738338" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcS3Ir_HaKBBaIA4ggEpvGZZH8BUh9hr78jRKrowQfkoaKNVIbV4qGyWCAOPoto-8SZbbMrbT_O6Y-dNEyx6qUdniD7ACNrh1pGowWsrKrf2WuACl6CQf3Qg-8wX8x19kGjsmjp1fGhblY/s200/DSC00854.JPG" /></a><br />Ma cap..I wear this thing everywhere!! Love it!!<br /><img style="WIDTH: 200px; HEIGHT: 150px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330100815583661698" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhH2g2lVhw9cG7qsX7JHSmjAxwFaK_NfLB95Pq2o7fb6ssOGmskWO7HTAuw7Hi5WW3KR0TVDQpEPL0z_xm0qRqeAJMP5e6mp5PLsLq_jZ2ve4O8-t-Ig1FRkoEiuBycmBqk_M98j7fscFWd/s200/DSC00856.JPG" /><br />I got a new pair of Berkinstocks!! <em>German tradition seit 1774. </em>And I got it in this crazy sale - any pair of shoes / slippers / sandals for 100 QR (Qatari Riyal), which means 100 x 13.5 = 1350 rupees.. You'd think who'd spend a thousand bucks on brick-hard stony sandals? Well, the original price was 550 QR = which meant...something..you do the math.. And temptation got the better of me. :D<br />Well, that's it for now..bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-43013443234288432342009-04-29T17:40:00.001+05:302009-06-21T21:47:08.297+05:30Where's the love?Ok, 5 months ago, anime fans and tech geeks were dropping in so damn frequently to my blog, and I haven't blogged for a while because of the damn cursed exams. :( And I sort of miss the old popularity - the anime people, the techies, random people from school and the occassional Brazilian guy who talks some unrelated shit in some totally alien language.. But I have to say, every day is a new day and I'm getting new readers!! If you already know me, excuse me and skip this post.. Noobs, read on..<br />Ok, for all you new people, I'm going through some random things about myself. And yeah if I'm jobless today. (Who wouldn't be in the holidays?)<br />1. I'm a teenage guy (teenage rocks!!) and I'm living in Chennai, just finished my 10th boards.<br />2. I love anime, books, manga and movies.<br />3. I hate backstabbers, hypocrites..<br />4. I'm an ameteur rapper.. My idols are Mike Shinoda, Eminem and Chamillionaire.<br />5. My type of music: rap, hip-hop, rapcore, rock (anything from alternative to hard), punk rock and maybe metal..<br />6. Donuts rock!!<br />7. I'm a Manchester United fan..<br />8. I want to see a new colour.. like ultra violet. Or infra red.<br />9. I fancy being werewolf.<br />10. I find better company in books than people.<br />11. I swear a lot. Trying to get rid of that habit though..<br />12. I love junk food..<br />13. I hate backstabbers and hypocrites. -_- and pessimists.. So all you people, stay away..<br />14. I'm sort of creative, I guess.. I write raps, songs, parodies.. I consider imagination the greatest gift bestowed unto us. ^_^<br />15. I think not trusting your friends the height of dishonour.<br />16. I'm a die hard fan of WOLVERINE from childhood.. I love comics.<br />17. I hate people who call me a kid for reading comics. If you're one of those people, get lost.<br />18. I'm usually depressed / frustrated..So, I'm probably emo..<br />19. I have an IQ of 121 (Just found out ~ took an IQ test :D) - smarter than your average emo.<br />20. My wardrobe has lots of black in it.. I hate pink.. >_<>_<<br />25. I love doing this. \m/<br />Yeah!!! Thanks for your patience. :Dbloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-54812272641618051742009-04-28T17:32:00.001+05:302009-06-21T21:46:48.626+05:30Woohoo!! \m/I did it!! My first.. freestyle..rap.. I mean, without writing it down and stuff..Just..on the spot!! I mean, its not that great really, but I'm Indian, I don't have rap culture, and my only exposure is listening to famous rappers.. I guess practice does make perfect. :D<br />Ok, no more beating around the bush, no interruptions, no comments..<br />It's real short, mind, and has a lot of self-flaterry, excuse me.. I'm an ameteur, aren't I? Anyways, here goes::<br /><br /><span style="color:#cccccc;">You'll never imagine what a fifteen year old kid can do<br />You wont even realize it before it happens to you<br />They say I'm just a school kid and I'm so small<br />And I'm stil struggling with Trigonometry, I'm only 5 feet tall<br />But I'm not your average school going wannabe<br />Lots of people hate me and a few people love me<br />But the data says the majority's the people who condemn me<br />Still I dont give a damn to what you have to say<br /></span><span style="color:#cccccc;">Im better than your stinkin ass anyday<br />I know I'm no black, I cant stand beef<br />Im loads better , oh f*in good grief<br />U ll nevr imaging your average boy'll be so hot<br />I'm cool, Im hot, Im everything your not<br />Watch out homie, so hit the spot<br />Ppl say Im nothin, I don have skill<br /></span><span style="color:#cccccc;">But remember the name man, words can kill<br />And I won give a damn and I ll keep rappin until<br /></span><span style="color:#cccccc;">Im jus an Indian kid, who listens to famous rappers<br />I jus got my will and ma dream, but thats anudder chapter<br />I cant handle beef, but I can handle the competetion<br />Im gonna make the whole turf wishin they went fishin<br />When Im around<br />U cant bring me back down, I can do any task<br />I can belt out a rap in 2 mins, I can kick your ass<br /></span><span style="color:#cccccc;">I walk a deserted path, no idea where it goes<br />Im walking the way the wind blows<br />I keep my friend close, not closer than my foes<br />I set shivers up their spines, make em stand on their toes<br />U ll never catch stealin some one else s punchline<br />I live life the way I want, my own lines<br />I design my own style, the way I rap<br /></span><span style="color:#cccccc;">I don rap by some stupid crap<br />I ll don need ne1's help, I ll do it my way..</span><br /><br />No comments, please.bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-269157893421906695.post-70628526838248330772009-04-26T16:55:00.001+05:302009-06-21T21:46:12.509+05:30Wolverine ROCKS!!<a href="http://www.impawards.com/2009/posters/x_men_origins_wolverine.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 510px; HEIGHT: 755px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.impawards.com/2009/posters/x_men_origins_wolverine.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><div>As the title of the post says, Wolverine rocks!! And no, I'm not talking about myself, n00b. I'm talking about the upcoming awesome comic flick <em>X-Men Origins: Wolverine</em> . Yeah!! And as a Wolverine fan from childhood, it was natural for me to download it through torrents and watch it a week before its actual release date. ;) And how's the film? Bloody awesome!</div><div>I mean, you'd enjoy watching it <em>really </em>if you already read the comics and you're already a hardcore Wolverine fan, if you're a n00b, well you'll still enjoy it. </div><div>The movie portrays James Howlett's (Wolverine, otherwise known as 'Logan') life, from childhood to his battle with the ferocious Victor Creed. It has some fantastic scenes in it, including injecting the adamantium into Logan's skeleton and the 'Wolverine vs the Helicopter' showdown! Yes, helicopter!! And in the end, Cyclops makes an appearance as a young teen, and Logan's sweetheart Kayla manages to save all the trapped mutants (future X-Men) I'd give the movie a good 8 out of 10.. for excellent combat scenes, visualization, chase scenes.. Hugh Jackman did a good job. Overall, Wolverine is a must-watch!! \m/ Peace out. </div><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTT7SXdezQL2ED6bmPY2-UxVIqhCQYiZTEsVqOKSaf-uJ2aeV12ZlA-ZsVlhQOL_Pk9Y7CCO6ZkOz38MJog84WhdhGVG-3Qat2j-3TlokVfrfUCtBL8Uk2WEmL-g5I2oEUYlCUrUidpzMK/s1600-h/vlcsnap-153387.png"><img style="WIDTH: 200px; HEIGHT: 85px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328962284687736770" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTT7SXdezQL2ED6bmPY2-UxVIqhCQYiZTEsVqOKSaf-uJ2aeV12ZlA-ZsVlhQOL_Pk9Y7CCO6ZkOz38MJog84WhdhGVG-3Qat2j-3TlokVfrfUCtBL8Uk2WEmL-g5I2oEUYlCUrUidpzMK/s200/vlcsnap-153387.png" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwfFDI84yYhi9ktiFgwH_0jmtowRCYYyUFLDfNhuDPGBpVNv7NzaHel77P9ULtAbDSOMBXNj7nkmsxWZxV4TTkgMwUJr4CHWLWFwAVwPkz7-GNOkLXsDvBuvuIrrHcpgum-NcnvSg6mpYe/s1600-h/vlcsnap-146055.png"><img style="WIDTH: 200px; HEIGHT: 85px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328962280544228690" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwfFDI84yYhi9ktiFgwH_0jmtowRCYYyUFLDfNhuDPGBpVNv7NzaHel77P9ULtAbDSOMBXNj7nkmsxWZxV4TTkgMwUJr4CHWLWFwAVwPkz7-GNOkLXsDvBuvuIrrHcpgum-NcnvSg6mpYe/s200/vlcsnap-146055.png" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaUgzQ8d-PnjiTQPqYsRow1iH5Envqwxq7rUyLbcRICainHTwQDM_OBEfB3X-Am9cfQ91I_mlqSPoNNyytqXjHmwAfo0QJtYyFLi1-NWHjinkmy7Z0Um6L7l1hRedQTStQ0waYQt8VX26j/s1600-h/vlcsnap-130025.png"><img style="WIDTH: 200px; HEIGHT: 85px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328962275361816898" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaUgzQ8d-PnjiTQPqYsRow1iH5Envqwxq7rUyLbcRICainHTwQDM_OBEfB3X-Am9cfQ91I_mlqSPoNNyytqXjHmwAfo0QJtYyFLi1-NWHjinkmy7Z0Um6L7l1hRedQTStQ0waYQt8VX26j/s200/vlcsnap-130025.png" /></a><br /><br /><div> </div></div></div>bloodhound94http://www.blogger.com/profile/06185528414341090018noreply@blogger.com0