The Lair of a Lone Wolf

Top Cat

2010-01-15T14:30:00.003+05:30

Yes, he is Cat-Man. The next-gen superhero. He can do the unthinkable. He can achieve the unachievable. He can count to infinity. He will solve all your problems.

Catman! Save me!

What seems to be the problem, oh damsel in distress?

I'm not a damsel, dumbass. I'm a guy.

Right. Now what seems to be the problem?

Oh Catman, I have been kidnapped!

Do not fear! Where exactly are you?

Baghdad.

Too late.

WTF? You're supposed to be a goddamn superhero.

Well yeah, but all the flights to Baghdad are full. Next!!

Catman, I have a wife and five kids, no job and no money.

Well, you should get some then.

Oh really? You're a genius!

Problem solved!!

No wai-

NEXT!!

Hey Catman, you have psychic abilities right?

Why yes, yes I do.

Well yesterday I met a man in the supermarket and he was dashing!! He was so cute!!

Cuter than me? Do not worry. Consider him beaten up.

NO!!

Murdered.

NO!!

Fucked.

NO!! STOP!! The problem is, I can't remember his name!! Can you use your inner eye to tell me his name?

Hmmm.. Is it James?

No.

Is it Matt?

No.

Is it Jeremy?

No.

Is it Bryan?

No.

Is it Jackie Chan?

He's not Chinese!

Hmmm.. Now this is a tough one. Is it Sir Eskabanoronobishikalimashiskhabob?

. . . What?

Sorry, that was the name of a guy I met in Aregentina.

Look, can you help me or not?

Sure, just 8387238409 names to go!

DO YOU HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS OR NOT?!!

Ask me later. Is the name Bob?

Maybe, I dont-

Wait, you said maybe.

It's not a sure answer!!

That's good enough for me!! NEXT!!

I hope this demonstration of Catman's great abilities satisfies you. Got any problems just email imtopcat@gmail.com.

Meow.

Now forward this to all and help Catman on his path to world domination! ^___^

The Real MCs

2009-12-29T17:58:00.006+05:30

This post is strictly for people who appreciate rap and hip-hop music. The other orthodox rockers and metal-heads can ignore this post and spend your valuable time elsewhere. Arrite, now folks I'm sick of people judging the genre rap. Everyone out there who has not heard a single rap song assumes the whole genre is about blood, violence, money, drugs and sex. Well my answer is screw em all. Forget the perverts. Forget 50 Cent. Forget Esham. Forget Snoop Dogg. They shot to fame because of a few brilliant songs and some really sick beats and really "entertaining" videos. Well let me introduce you to some MCs who you might have or never have heard of, and these guys can rap the shit out of 50 and Snoop.

1. Cunnin'lynguists:

The Cunnin'lynguists is one of my favourite rap groups, and like the name suggests, they can really rap. Their beats aren't that addictive but their wordplay is deadly. Their words are sublime, plenty of metaphors you would never think of. The Cunnin'lynguists is a Southern rap group - a trio of three rappers - Kno (short for Kno Mercy), Deacon the Villain and Natti. Their first album was Will Rap For Food, considered their weakest album, but I say it's the most original. You would not except these songs from a Southern rap group. The album has both funny raps, battle types and narratives. The other killer albums are Dirty Acre and A Piece of Strange.

Best Tracks: 616 Rewind, Mic Like A Memory, Half-Animal, Mindstate, The Gates, Seasons, America Loves Gangstas, Dying Nation, Family Ties

2. Common

This guy here, is a REAL Master of ceremonies. He has it all - beat, wordplay, consistency. He is a seriously underrated rapper and do not overlook him, he is one of the best rappers I've listened to. His songs are totally inspiring and he has contributed a lot to the genre over the years with his seven killer albums, and well probably is a good reason for the rise of soul-rap.

Best Tracks: Chapter 13 (Rich Man Vs Poor Man), The Light, Nag Champa, G.O.D., The 6th Sense, A Song For Assata, Retrospect For Life, I Used To Love H.E.R

3. Wu-Tang Clan

The Wu-Tang Clan! They shouldn't be here in this list, but there's a reason. They were once legends. Now they're well..Dead. Not literally but nobody knows who the Wu-Banga's are. The most noted rapper in the pack is undoubtedly the one and only Ghostface Killah, and the others: RZA, GZA, Method Man, Raekwon, Inspectah Deck, U-God, Masta Killa, Cappadonna. They were the kings in the Golden Era of rap back in 1990s, but now their legacy is dead. However, you gotta give em a shot.

Best Tracks: Method Man, Can It All Be So Simple, C.R.E.A.M., It's Yours, I'll Be There For You, Being The Pain, Chez Chez La Ghost, Apollo Kids, Ice Cream, Incarcerated Scarfaces

4. Beastie Boys

Ah, the Beastie Boys! A trio of white rappers - Mike D, MCA and Adrock. They were also friggin kings in the genre eons ago, now well.. You know the word. D-E-A-D. They began as a punk-rock band and slowly shifted to rapcore. They are the most unique MCs, and Mike D's rhymes are awesome and the lyrics are so damn catchy whether the make sense or not with kick-ass punches like "I like my sugar with coffee and cream"

Best Tracks: Intergalactic, Three MCs And One DJ, Sabotage, Brass Monkey, Ch-Check It Out, Pass The Mic, Crawlspace

Heh. Well that's it for now folks. This is Azeron or Two Degree, signin off.

2012

2009-12-25T18:24:00.002+05:30

Disaster movies are getting scarily and easily predictable these days. Most disaster movies are more like a not-so-funny spoof film and well, in every disaster movie, there's this big disaster - be it a volcano (Dante's Peak), earthquakes (Epoch), meteors (Armageddon) or even giant bees (Killer Bees) and finally - doomsday films - Independence Day and 2012.

2012..

Arrite, now let's talk about 2012. Yeah, big budget movie, directed by Roland Emmerich, the King of Disaster movies and casting John Cusack. Now I won't say the movie is an overhyped pile of bull-crap, it's got mind-blowing, bottle-poppin special effects that'll blow your head off. That's the awesome part about the movie. The other boring part is the easily predictable storyline. As the name suggests, the world has an expiry date and it lasts till 2012, and we all know everyone tries to make it through safely and as usual the protagonist survives at the end. Why couldn't it have been a little different? Take Knowing for instance, good start, bad finish but it made perfect sense. The world is going to end, every soul on earth is a goner except the kid who goes on holiday with the celestial beings. 2012 is a movie which has all sorts of disasters - earthquakes, volcanoes and tsunamis, and well - it's like the makers don't care about anything but the effects and the effort was not wasted.. As in any other disaster film, the protagonist Jack Curtis tries to ride smooth with his wife, while the world around him is falling apart. Only thing different here is that the President isn't an old arrogant gas-bag and he's all noble and "good" and is willing to die with his folk. Overall, the movie is all "Bang", "Boom", "Pow"s , a few smooches and more "Bang"s, funny part is that the heroes escape from each disaster without a scratch. Are you kidding me? Basically, the makers want to show off the special effects, they have a small story - 2012, and they magically add a earthquake here, and oh, a tsunami there whenever they're bored, with ease. But the special effects are enough to blow your head off.

So 2012, made it through with it's special effects. Upcoming disaster movies will have to do something different to save the genre. Come on, people!! It's already half-dead!!

Fear the Cards

2009-11-06T09:54:00.003+05:30

There's this new "Card" system in my school because apparently, our school's discipline amounts to..uh..nil. So, meet the cards.

First we have the yellow card. (I know, they're ripping off football) You get a yellow card if you dont do your homework thrice in a row, come late to school trice, play with chalk, disturb somebody, litter in the classroom, not coming in proper uniform thrice, having long hair, not bringing your hand book, not tucking in your shirt, being "unruly", misbehaving, not submitting your notebooks on time and the list goes on and on and on.

Next we have the pink card. Get three yellow cards and you get a pink card. People are eligible to get a pink card if they bring cellphones to school, show disrespect to teachers, come to school in two-wheelers, deface school property (bastards dont understand that graffiti is an ART!!), beating up people, stealing etc.

The final card is the red card. Get a red card and you're out of the school. For good. Genius? Crazy? You decide!! This system is driving me NUTS!! Nuts, I tell ya, NUTS!! I mean what would the poor gangstars do? :P They're treating us like kindergarten kids, and this "card system" is supposed to scare us. Well its quite the opposite. People who recieve a card are hailed heroes and they take much more pride in getting one of these gay cards than a hard won certificate!! So the card system is backfiring at the school and noone cares about it and gangstars carry on their usual business of beating up wimps :) Goddamn school XD

Chat Language for Dummies - by a dummy

2009-09-26T11:34:00.008+05:30

You dont know how desperate the grown-ups of our modern world are to learn the lingo we, that is to say - teenagers, use. They do not realize their position, the current situation! The average Indian parent doesn't know half the things his/her boy does at school. At home, he does his homework and does his chores and plays the good boy role, at school he's a different person. It's not totally bad, the boy isn't an evil criminal, ofcourse it's all a part of growing up and I dont blame the parents for wanting to keep a close watch. Which brings us to social networking websites. Stalking the boy on Facebook. Some parents join with a different purpose - trying to become younger. Dont believe me? Check this out for solid proof: http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/

See how embarrassing that is? It's best they just stick to their age group online. They want to learn the chat language, that's fine. But they don't know how awkward they're making themselves look using "LOL" and "ROFL" at the age of forty!

Last week I came across an article in The Hindu titled, How To Use The Teen Lingo.

As soon as I saw the title I was like "WTF!!" This is ridiculous!! I mean .. Come ON!!

I read the article, half-annoyed and half-disgusted. Apparently, everybody uses "LOL" to show that they're kool (apparently you're cool if you replace the "C"s with "K"s), and the only adjective we use is "bling" (Who the hell told you that? O_o), and we refer to all guys as "dudes" and girls as "babes".

The last line of the paragraph is supposed to be an example of how you talk online. Standing JOKE!! Let me recite it one more time before laughing my arse off.

Hey, isnt tat the dude fm d dance thingie we went to lst week? He snt wid that bling babe anymore. Cool no? lolzzzz!!

*Evil laugh* Dont worry, wannabe-youngsters! You are never gonna get younger! The wrinkles on your face and the fungus between yer toes will haunt you for the rest of yer life! Muhahaha! Just kidding. Ahem. That's it for now, until next time, this is Azeron signin off.

Michael Jackson - He Who Must Not Me Named?

2009-09-22T22:57:00.006+05:30

Am I am blind or does Michael Jackson really resemble Lord Voldemort? O_o

Correct me if I am wrong, and a blind jackass.

The Bad News

2009-09-19T21:28:00.003+05:30

Hello my name is Azeron and I'm bringin you your mornin news.

*Top story*

Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus still fightin over a pair of shoes

Chuck Norris wanted to get back his fame, jumped from a plane, forgot his parachute.

The Big Show started his fifty-fifth diet again livin off parrot food and barracuda.

Google expanded its search again, to reel in a few more tons of cash.

You can now search for your car keys in your ex's house or the pockets of your pants.

How much ever he tried, Tom Hanks never learned to dance

One pretty gal is all it takes to separate the boys from the gents.

Dont look at a person's face and judge his real intelligence

How much ever you pled and begged the CEO never gave you another chance

The racist bastard only cares about himself, the likes of him'll NEVAR understand

The world has a lotta things but it never had an honest man.

Paris Hilton got an IQ of 2, that rich bitch she doesnt care!

Why would she care? She gets all she wants as long as she gets her share!

The world is totally screwed up, will self-destruct, I know the world aint fair!
Now look at that, she dont even know how to drive but just got another Camaro.

Children in Zambia are still starving, while yall eat in Burger King

Dunno what to do with all that cash, J-Lopez, please dont try to sing..

Youre only embarrassing yourself beside your looks and your wealth

The Qaeda fags are so dumb they burn their arses with gasoline

*Aaah!*

Crazy Frog is a shameless retard but the people still fell for it

He runs all over butt-naked but aint as screwed up as Rip Taylor is

If your so intelligent, answer this: Who'll win? Chuck Norris or a Tyrannosaurus?

Bet the dinosaur'll be dead in 2 seconds if it comes face to face with Chuck Norris

He knows smokin kills him but SRK wont stop, he just wants to get high

Using petty excuses like a recluse like global warming is a lie

Indian movies so crappy these days, so pathetic they make us want to cry!

He must have seen one of those bastards dance, thats why MJ left without sayin goodbye.

How did five aliens get into the Taj? (I'm talkin about the 26/11 incident)

Ajmal Kasab was the only one alive and he tried to play all innocent

The Goverment tries to act all smart, "Please dont try to judge our intelligence"

The last thing this country needs is a party of uneducated politicians.

Sources reveal that Adolf Hitler had a thousand slaves and he worked em to the bone.

Thirty-eight people died today with anonymous high frequency calls on the telephone

The farmers work all day and are half starved but the bank still wont give the loan.

Get a cheque from George Bush, oh wait- he's too busy partyin in DJ Zone..

They say Osama became a terrorist because he couldn't afford deodorant

He never took a shower in his life, pee-yoo somebody give him a breath mint

He dont know about the alphabet or the hundred and eighteenth element

Who the HELL can predict the average Al Qaeda terrorist's demands?

See, I'm wicked quick like lightnin, I'm risin faster than the price of gas

I'm filled with fury, filled with grief, wanna kick those Nazis ass

Reports say Jay Leno burped and a UFO flew out of his oesophagus

Paris Hilton took a couple of beers and became hella famous in Las Vegas

*Hope you know what I mean ;)*

However they plead and begged, Jack the Ripper would not stop

Mr. Nameless made another flick and shamelessly made his hundred and sixty-sixth flop!
Hulk Hogan is so broke that he's gonna start his own coffee shop

A priest in a local church last night went berserk shouted "WTF!!"

The world is filled with dishonesty, murder and madness!

The new generation do things their way, wont listen to what Mom and Dad says

Act according to your instincts, dont try to be what yer not

Thus we come to the end of "The Bad News", this is your boy Azeron signin off.

Time Turner

2009-09-05T15:29:00.005+05:30

Remember ol Daniel Radcliffe from the Harry Potter movies? Yeah. Today as usual, I was jobless and tried age progression in Photoshop. So I thought of a random celebrity that I hate. Danny Radcliffe. Perfect.

My first attempt and I didn't use any tutorials and I guess I didnt do an incredibly neat job of it. :-P Oh yeah YSR died and I got like five holidays in a row.

Day 1: Onam. Spent the whole day playing Portal and CS online, studied Chemistry for a while. -_-

Day2: Stayed home on purpose. Finished Portal, did math, played more CS.

Day 3: YSR died!

Day 4: Today - that's Saturday. Studied Sanskrit and successfully learnt "Ram" shabdh from Ramaha..Ramo.. to He Ramaihi. :) Wasting time on the computer.

Day 5: ???

Not that incredibly fun but Ok compared to the idiots I have to see everyday at school..

What else >_< *scratches head*

I took a bet and I got a picture of our Vice Principal in her OFFICE!!

Risky business :-D

LOL.. That's it for now.. Bet youre saying to yourself - "Thanks for wasting five minutes of my life."

Ressurection

2009-08-12T18:14:00.005+05:30

School aint so bad these days, kinda fun actually. There are a lot of dudes from CBSE in my school now. My grades.. have been on the negatives, but hey it's the 11th grade! These days I have absolutely no idea what the Physics teacher is talking about. For example. Let's call her Beakface, shall we?

Beakface: Alright you miserable lot, now who can tell me the equations of rotational motion?

Me: What's she talking about?

Mr.NS: Search me..

Beakface: Right. You get up (at usual target..Mr.Benjamin Button)

Me: Right. So did you play Dota?

Mr.NS: Yeah dude.. but kinda got bored..

Beakface: No you bastard!! It's u+ HALF..blah blah..

Me: Eh? You started playing five days ago..

Mr.NS: Yeah, it's those online bastards..

Beakface: Now say that again!!

Me: Maybe I should start.. :-? What do you use to play online?

Mr.NS: G-Arena

Me: Okey..

Beakface: This is a useless class.. blah blah..

Me: Some one tell her the shut up.. -_-"

Mr.NS: Wish she gets swine flu

Me: Wish she gets hit by a roller coaster

Mr.NS: Have you played Portal?

You get the picture. Same class but different dimensions. The teacher kinda like sucks. Sanskrit is a joke. :) Everyone has to study those old slokas while I invent ultra ancient lost in the ages Sanskrit swear words like 'Aasaholaha' and 'Fuckahaa' Fun, no?

Hope things get better. Hope my grades are back to normal. Hope my Physics teacher is kidnapped by aliens from Planet Dumbass.

Oh yeah and Limp Bizkit like..rules!

This's one of my favourite songs.. "My Way"

Official music video - embed deleted by request.. here.

Well thats it for now.

Sayanara

Funny sign

2009-06-12T15:55:00.005+05:30

Found this outside a park, Karnataka. Seriously, putting fire?

'Frawk'

2009-06-08T13:56:00.001+05:30

Some shit I did in Photoshop today

Frog+Hawk=Frawk
PS: I started using Photoshop a week ago. :P

Legalizing piracy

2009-06-06T15:28:00.001+05:30

Ever downloaded music through Limewire / torrents? Ever bought one of those 4 in 1 movie DVDs? Ever bought one of those PC games with crack, for eighty bucks instead of the original game which costs nearly a thousand bucks? Well, you're a pirate! You're a pirate, I'm a pirate, we're all pirates in the real world.
Fact is, no one can really afford to pay 500 bucks for a movie or 300 bucks for an album, no I'm not talking about you too, Mr. Bill Gates. You pay for the artist, licensing, ads, other crap and to compensate for piracy. Vicious circle, see? Movie DVDs.. I mean if we could buy movies for, like under 50 bucks, who needs to pirate them? So.. first make the movies cheaper!
When it comes to music, there's free streaming ofcourse, but no free downloads. :( What I'm trying to say is.. make the music cheaper! Or better..free. They wont know the difference, with a few more adverts.
If only media was a little cheaper. :) Sounds crazy, but true isnt it?

X-Gene

2009-05-29T22:39:00.001+05:30

This is a manga series I began reading two days ago, and it's pretty good.. If you can handle blood violence (dont worry, you wont find an overdose of violence here..) , and you like science fiction, you have to read this one.

Author: Kazizaki Masasumi
Genre: Sci fi, action
Chapters: 18
Lifespan: Max. 2 days
My rating: 8

The thing I love about the series is the awesome story line. The story is about a few chosen people, who's DNA contains certain genes of animals, which enable them to turn into that particular animal and receive its attributes. These beings are called X-Genes. Personally, I think it sounds kind of familiar to X-Men, which is about mutants too. Anyways, these X-Genes have to fight for survival, and enter the ark. They fight to kill and consume the X-Genes of the victims, thus making them more powerful in the game of survival. Only one can enter the ark. No life will be spared in the X-Gene battleground. >:) Wicked eh? The real action begins only in the 4th chapter or so, when Yuki discovers about the whole "X-Gene" concept, and that he himself is an X-Gene. Other highlights are good narration and art. But the whole series is pretty short. That's the only con I could find. :) The manga isn't very famous, so you won't find it anywhere for downloads. Reading online is your only choice. :P Click here.
As for now, I'm totally into FPS games, and hooked on to Quake 4, not to mention Crysis and Red Alert 3.
That's it for now :D Sayanara

New Divide

2009-05-24T19:28:00.001+05:30

Linkin Park's doing the soundtrack for the upcoming Transformers movie, as you may have probably heard. Here it is, homies..

I remember black skies
And lightning all around me
I remembered each flash
As time began to burn
Like a startling sign
The feint had finally found me
And your voice was all I heard
That I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the thoughts cross
The distance in your eyes
Give me reason
To fill this hole
Ignite the space between
Let it be enough to reach the truth and lies
Across this new divide

There is nothing inside
The memories left abandoned
There was nowhere to hide
The ashes fell like snow
And the ground caved in
Between where we were standing
And your voice was all I heard
That I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the thoughts cross
The distance in your mind
Across this new divide

And every loss
And every lie
And every truth that you deny
And each regret
And each divide
Are some mistakes you pray to hide
And your voice was all I heard
But I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the thoughts cross
The distance in your eyes
Give me reason
To fill this hole
Connect the space between
Let it be enough to reach the truth and lies
Across this new divide

Baking the rabbit

2009-05-18T17:02:00.001+05:30

Spoof of Breaking the Habit (by Linkin Park) by me. :) This is one of my first parodies..Enjoy.

One fine morning, I was going to my school;
I saw an injured rabbit there,
I know much more than any vet before,
So I took him home to heal him there.
I dont want to be the one to clean the rabbit's poop;
But inside I realize I want to cook him in soup
I dont know what I'm waiting for..
Or why I have to care?
I dont know why I hesitate
To cook that stupid hare
I dont know how I got this way
I'll never be OK,
I'm never baking my rabbit anyday.

Three weeks have passed,
Three incidents occurred, when the stupid animal bit my ass
He crawled into my bag, farted loudly
And earned me a detention in History class
I dont want to be the one
To give the rabbit his bath
But inside I realize I want to feed him to the neighbour's cat
I dont know why I hesitate
To cook that stupid hare
I dont know how I got this way
I'll never be OK,
I'm never baking my rabbit anyday.

He peed all over the walls
Never answers to my calls
He's a stupid useless thing
And that is why I sing
"I know killing that (beep) thing will make me a sinner.
Whatever circumstances are, atleast he'd make a good dinner.
Atleast he'll be useful when he dies, so I'm making rabbit pie.
So I'm baking the rabbit tonight.
:D

The Life and Death of Jack Black

2009-05-17T15:09:00.001+05:30

Today, I was jobless and bored as always and chatting with Shade.
Soon our boring conversation turned into a truly epic novel which will dwell in the hearts of millions of people one day. Kidding. Read on....
I'm shrirocks94 and Shade is dracokanth
shrirocks94: Tears to Tiara
shrirocks94: is it good?
dracokanth: hmm
dracokanth: I think so
shrirocks94: and i heard Darker than Black is pretty OK too
dracokanth: K I'mma watch a movie
dracokanth: yeah it is..
shrirocks94: cant be worse than Black Jack..
dracokanth: errr .-.
dracokanth: hunh
shrirocks94: oh yeh and i forgot...Cowboy Bebop..that one rocks. :D
dracokanth: you mean
dracokanth: Jack black?
dracokanth: oh way
dracokanth: Blackjack
shrirocks94: Err the anime Black Jack
dracokanth: wait*
dracokanth: it's an anime
dracokanth: lol
shrirocks94: not Jack Black the actor :))
dracokanth: hmm
dracokanth: that's funny
dracokanth: his name
dracokanth: jack black
shrirocks94: lol
dracokanth: blackjack it a game
shrirocks94: yeah i know..
dracokanth: =\
shrirocks94: :-" Viva La Gloria
dracokanth: maybe they named him after it
shrirocks94: heh. no way
shrirocks94: american t.r. [a Tamil actor with a funny accent and a bushy beard, nobody watches his movies]
dracokanth: or it was a joke his parents played on him
dracokanth: a cruel joke
dracokanth: fathers name is sirius black
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: soo..
dracokanth: they named his son
dracokanth: Jack
shrirocks94: after his uncle, Jack Sparrow
dracokanth: =)
dracokanth: lol
shrirocks94: the dumb pirate
dracokanth: because
dracokanth: Jack was dumb
dracokanth: just like the guy in the beanstalk story
shrirocks94: and Jack was a dumb common name
shrirocks94: black is more evil and heroic
shrirocks94: and hides the stupid dumbass in him and makes him look........black
shrirocks94: coz of his name.
dracokanth: Jack Sparrow's parents were also a victim to this trick played by THEIR parents
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: because Jack sparrows parents
dracokanth: they were in [insert name of our school]
dracokanth: the day
shrirocks94: when they were on honeymoon in moon
dracokanth: K sir
dracokanth: told the story
dracokanth: about the sparrow and the rose [a well known and stupid, childish and pointless story read in the assembly by K sir]
shrirocks94: lol
dracokanth: and they were touched
dracokanth: so they named their son sparrow
shrirocks94: and named their son ______ Sparrow
shrirocks94: what about the Jack part?
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: they named him Rose sparrow
dracokanth: he also later
shrirocks94: =))
dracokanth: became a transversitite
dracokanth: after making his wife pregnant with Jack
shrirocks94: and moved to Alaska and started a llama rearing business
dracokanth: Yeah yeah
dracokanth: and there
dracokanth: they met Sarah Palin
shrirocks94: and started rearing llamas together
dracokanth: knocked up her daughter
shrirocks94: and sold the llama milk
shrirocks94: and bought a gold magic lamp
shrirocks94: and rubbed it
dracokanth: o_O
shrirocks94: and L sir came out of it [L sir is a bald teacher, his English is simply superb; noone can understand a single word he says, oh and he's an NCC master as well]
dracokanth: ok fine
dracokanth: Loganathan sir came out
dracokanth: and started shouting NCC orders
shrirocks94: and they started doing sit ups
dracokanth: noo
dracokanth: they cant understand
shrirocks94: and slap him on the face
dracokanth: yeah k
shrirocks94: but since sir is a ghost he cant feel
dracokanth: and he starts crying
dracokanth: :O
shrirocks94: because of emotional...things
dracokanth: but he is still crying ok?
shrirocks94: ok
dracokanth: and he becomes toooo emotional
dracokanth: he recalls his early memories
shrirocks94: and decides to become an all time emo
dracokanth: when he was a young boy
dracokanth: ppl used to bully him
dracokanth: in school
shrirocks94: :))=))
shrirocks94: and called him names
shrirocks94: like Jiggery Pokery
dracokanth: that's why he turned out like this
shrirocks94: and Son of a Banshee
dracokanth: his biggest bully was
dracokanth: Karunanidhi
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: Karunanidhi used to wrestle him
shrirocks94: and one day logu got angry
dracokanth: becoz he has so fat..
shrirocks94: and used a chokeslam on karunanidhi
dracokanth: was*
dracokanth: only
shrirocks94: but failed
dracokanth: Karunanidhi neck
dracokanth: was soooooooooooooo thick
dracokanth: he coudn't reach his hands around his neck
shrirocks94: and karunanidhi
shrirocks94: gave him a huge body slam
shrirocks94: and logu got a
shrirocks94: lightning shaped scar
dracokanth: no no..
shrirocks94: on his forehead
dracokanth: LOGU LOST ALL HIS HAIR
dracokanth: and then
shrirocks94: and got a lightning scar
dracokanth: he got a scar
dracokanth: from then on
dracokanth: he has been the sotai samiyaar
dracokanth: but anyway
shrirocks94: and he got a band of young baldies
shrirocks94: called
dracokanth: this lighning scar
shrirocks94: Brain Eaters
dracokanth: Logu and Jabraj sir
dracokanth: lead singers
shrirocks94: the dynamic duo
shrirocks94: they also started a footbal team
dracokanth: XD
dracokanth: yeah yeah
shrirocks94: many times ppl mistook their heads
shrirocks94: to be the ball
dracokanth: I was jus thinking that
shrirocks94: and kicked it
dracokanth: thats why... they are so stuoid
shrirocks94: and once, deepan kicked it so hard logu's head cracked
dracokanth: to this day
dracokanth: then one day
shrirocks94: yes.
dracokanth: during an important match
shrirocks94: yeah]
dracokanth: no noooo
dracokanth: not deepan
dracokanth: during an important match
dracokanth: Logu is about to head the ball
dracokanth: suddenly
dracokanth: his scar starts burns
dracokanth: he clutches it
dracokanth: and he suddenly gets a dream
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: Yoshimitsu
shrirocks94: O_0
dracokanth: is wearing darthvaders costume
shrirocks94: Get ready for the next battle
dracokanth: in his dream
shrirocks94: and having a super cool katana
shrirocks94: logu has a chainsaw and a jackhammer
shrirocks94: as his weapons
dracokanth: with light saber
shrirocks94: yeah
shrirocks94: and logu runs with all his might with the jack hammer
dracokanth: no light-katana
shrirocks94: ok
dracokanth: He has a light-katana
shrirocks94: ok ok
shrirocks94: he runs with the katana
dracokanth: jack hammer..
shrirocks94: abt to attack yoshimitsu
dracokanth: and then
shrirocks94: when all goes dark
dracokanth: Bob the Builder says "Hey that's my hammer"
shrirocks94: and Jack Sparrow says
shrirocks94: no it has my name Jack in it
shrirocks94: its mine
dracokanth: loool
shrirocks94: bob says i need a hammer its mine
shrirocks94: so Bob the Builder and Jack Sparrow start fighting
shrirocks94: Logu tries to mediate
shrirocks94: Jack and Bob get angry and climb into a steam roller
dracokanth: wauit wait
dracokanth: steam roller O_o
shrirocks94: and tie
shrirocks94: logu to a railway track
dracokanth: ohhh ok
dracokanth: ok ok....
shrirocks94: and steadily go forwards...metres away from crushing logu s shining head
dracokanth: then...
dracokanth: Bangalore royal mail arrives
shrirocks94: logu squeals like an injured piglet
dracokanth: at 6Am
shrirocks94: :O
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: yeah yeah
dracokanth: injured piglet
shrirocks94: and...err....logu tries to tear the rope with his bare teeth
shrirocks94: but fails
dracokanth: YEAH thats when Logu's other side takes over
dracokanth: His OTHER SIDE
shrirocks94: the devil blood
dracokanth: One side of his face become totally red
dracokanth: and then..
dracokanth: wings come out of is back
shrirocks94: u mean like Two Face from batman?
dracokanth: yeah
shrirocks94: no devil jin
dracokanth: both
shrirocks94: ok :p
dracokanth: both together da
dracokanth: ok so
shrirocks94: and he says "Fear the Wrath of Logu"
shrirocks94: and easily breaks away from the rope..
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: with his muscles
shrirocks94: and starts flying high in the sky
shrirocks94: MUSCLES?? :O No way!
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: thats when
dracokanth: a plane hits him
dracokanth: yeah lol muscles
shrirocks94: and he starts falling down...down...down..
dracokanth: and superman
shrirocks94: no
dracokanth: is lifting that plane also
shrirocks94: captain underpants
dracokanth: ok ok fine..
dracokanth: Captain Underpants....
dracokanth: he just dsaved that plane
shrirocks94: err yeah
shrirocks94: and logu falls down and there's a terrible blast
shrirocks94: like hiroshima bombing in 1945
dracokanth: saved*
dracokanth: inside it...
dracokanth: is.. hmm....
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: ok now
dracokanth: arrrgh
dracokanth: I got dced skip
shrirocks94: everyone scolds logu and he becomes a demented children hating miserable (beep
shrirocks94: ok
dracokanth: now the strory
dracokanth: is about the plane
shrirocks94: ?? ok
shrirocks94: inside the plane
dracokanth: Paris Hilton is sitting
shrirocks94: and Mojo Jojo
dracokanth: o_O
shrirocks94: and Johnny Bravo
dracokanth: ok
shrirocks94: who tries to flirt with Paris
dracokanth: oh ok Johhny bravo asks for a date
dracokanth: but hilton says no
dracokanth: you can only become my
dracokanth: BFF
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: XD (you know abt that show on vh1?)
shrirocks94: Yeah yeah i do
dracokanth: its starting on the 11th
shrirocks94: "My BFF"
dracokanth: yeah ok
dracokanth: dont watch it
shrirocks94: yeah ive seen d ad
shrirocks94: ok
shrirocks94: :D
dracokanth: lol ok
dracokanth: So Bravoo is heartbroken
shrirocks94: and jumps from the plane
dracokanth: yeah yeah
shrirocks94: now mojo and paris are alone
dracokanth: no nooo
dracokanth: Now shift to Johnny
shrirocks94: ok
dracokanth: Bravo falls into the sea
dracokanth: near barbados
dracokanth: hometown of Rihanna
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: and hits her
dracokanth: face
shrirocks94: so rihanna's man chris brown arrives
dracokanth: hes charged with battery, just like Chris Brown
shrirocks94: and starts rapping and abusing bravo
dracokanth: yeah ok..
dracokanth: so the judge
dracokanth: sends them to the same prison cell
shrirocks94: the judge is logu
shrirocks94: :))
shrirocks94: ok?
dracokanth: dai.... the judge is Brad Pitt
shrirocks94: chris and johnny
dracokanth: no inside the cell
dracokanth: they also meet someone else
dracokanth: tell who they meet
shrirocks94: err.....
shrirocks94: wait
shrirocks94: Lord Voldemort
dracokanth: ah ok
dracokanth: he has a flashbck
dracokanth: in that flashback Voldemort is defeated
shrirocks94: lol
dracokanth: by the Yoshimitsu
dracokanth: Yoshimitsu
dracokanth: is also going to defeat all the other evil bosses
dracokanth: to become the leader of the evil bosses
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: so he also got Darth Vader
dracokanth: now hes aiming for..
shrirocks94: like Dr. Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog
dracokanth: now
dracokanth: hes aiming for Shishio
dracokanth: from Samurai X
shrirocks94: O_O
shrirocks94: ok
shrirocks94: :o)
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: so they have a katan-katana battle
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: they fight for hours!
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: and then finallt
dracokanth: Shishio opens his bandages
dracokanth: Yoshimitsu sees him
dracokanth: and then they suddenly stop
dracokanth: they shout at the same time
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: Yoshimitsu also takes off his clothes
dracokanth: and then they lok at each other
dracokanth: They both shout at the same time
dracokanth: MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!
shrirocks94: -_-??
dracokanth: BROOOOOOTHEEER!
dracokanth: yeah then flashback again
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: when they were babies
dracokanth: they were triplets
shrirocks94: yoshimitsu used to poop on shishio
dracokanth: but they had to be separated at birth
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: yeah yeah
dracokanth: now they have to look for the third brother
shrirocks94: yoshimitsu initially worked as a stand up comedian
dracokanth: yeah ok
shrirocks94: and later moved on to ballet dancing
dracokanth: but then his audience used to make dead jokes about him
shrirocks94: while voldemort worked as a waiter in Burger King
dracokanth: no no
dracokanth: voldemort is not thier brother
dracokanth: Voldemort is actually
dracokanth: THEIR FATHER
shrirocks94: Oh God
dracokanth: not Darth Vader
dracokanth: Darth vader
shrirocks94: and the mother is britney spears
dracokanth: is amma-ponnu
shrirocks94: ok ok
dracokanth: sorry
dracokanth: athai-ponu
shrirocks94: lol ok
dracokanth: ayyo
dracokanth: I hope your saving this
shrirocks94: lol
dracokanth: :))
shrirocks94: this is fun ^_^
shrirocks94: and back to the present world in the jail cell
dracokanth: so anyway
dracokanth: in the jail cell
dracokanth: and then the warden comes and says
shrirocks94: here's ur dinner
dracokanth: you have to take part in the Death Race
shrirocks94: O_o
shrirocks94: Yay!!
dracokanth: if you want to leave the jail
shrirocks94: Love the movie!!
shrirocks94: Yeah, and the other racers are..
dracokanth: you liked it?
dracokanth: lol ok
shrirocks94: (kinda..)
shrirocks94: Bob the Builder and his talking steam roller Rolly
dracokanth: so Voldemort, CB and JB are on the race
shrirocks94: and Bob
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: and Kung Fu Panda is also there
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: Jack Black is inside his suit
dracokanth: see it all comes back to him
shrirocks94: yea :P
shrirocks94: the whole story's abt him after all
dracokanth: they have a race in the prison
shrirocks94: the refree is vadi velu [a funny dark Tamil comedian who acts like a crazy retard]
dracokanth: :))
dracokanth: enna koduma saar ithu? [what a shame, sir?]
shrirocks94: yea :P
dracokanth: ok so anyway
dracokanth: the kungfu pandas master
dracokanth: he ties a hamburger on a fishing rod
shrirocks94: lol
dracokanth: and sits on Kung Fu Pandas back
dracokanth: but...
dracokanth: theres also one more person racing
dracokanth: Usain Bolt
shrirocks94: ok!!
shrirocks94: :))
shrirocks94: usain bolt and his pet pooping giant tortoise
dracokanth: yah ok
shrirocks94: "Blastoise"
dracokanth: and also
dracokanth: yeah... also the hare is there
dracokanth: Hare and tortaoise have the main race
dracokanth: hare and Blastoise
dracokanth: wait..
dracokanth: Vadivel takes the gun
dracokanth: and shoots it
dracokanth: it goes hits
shrirocks94: and kills jack black
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: ok fine
shrirocks94: so jack black is eliminated
dracokanth: it hits black
dracokanth: and he dies...
dracokanth: there
dracokanth: that
dracokanth: is the story
dracokanth: of his life
dracokanth: LOL
shrirocks94: *sob*
shrirocks94: truly inspiring.
dracokanth: I like this ending..it's not even a goodd ending.

Most of the credit goes to Shade. :D Turned my boring old afternoon into a fun and creative experience.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Say no to drugs.

There's an Obama in all of us!

2009-05-14T16:19:00.001+05:30

If you're a Brazilian and want to go into politics, the first thing you have to do is..change you're name to Barrack Obama! By the way, I dont blog politics. Read on..
Welcome to Obama-mania, Brazil-style. Few countries have embraced the idea of the US's first black president as enthusiastically as Brazil, a country with one of the largest Afro-descendant populations on Earth yet where black faces remain a minority in politics. Obama T-shirts are everywhere while chat shows and newspaper columns are filled with talk of the 47-year-old Illinois senator.
Alright. That's perfectly Ok. Changing your name to Barrack Obama's the end of the list. You're not doing any change at all. You're just a Brazilian imprint of the American Obama. It's a pathetic way to try and draw votes.

Ladies and gentlemen, two of the world's most famous Obamas! Brazil has reported six dickheads who officially changed their names to Barrack Obama, five who changed their names to Bill Clinton and one Chico Bin Laden (?)... God, save us! And the Brazilian Obama says he'd invite the American to dinner in Brazil if he won the elections. Ha!

NOTE: I know I'm not from Brazil, but I found this ultra-pathetic and had a sudden urge to blog about it. I'm also not sure if the Brazilian Obama is as pure as a saint. ^_^

こんにちは [Hello]

2009-05-10T15:36:00.002+05:30

My authentic japanese name is 篠原 Shinohara (bamboo field) 敦士 Atsushi (kind gentleman).
Take your real japanese name generator! today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

LOL!! Although kind 'gentleman' wouldn't suit me..

Home Sweet Home ^_^

2009-05-09T10:03:00.001+05:30

I'm back. I open the door, and a fine coat of dust covers the TV, computer and everything visible to the human eye. Sort of miss Qatar now, never thought I'd say that. And it's hotter than the Devil's bathwater here. And I'm back to being a net addict. Ok, not 24x7 but atleast 4 hours a day.

Ah, home. Good to be back :)

Potter Puppet Pals

2009-05-03T14:11:00.001+05:30

Saw this on YouTube today. LOL!! It's one of those really dumb but funny videos, and it's catchy. Check out the other Potter Puppet Pals videos too! :) Damn, song got stuck in my head..

It's going down!

2009-05-02T16:18:00.001+05:30

Here's an awesome song by X-Ecutioners featuring Mike Shinoda and Joe Hahn from Linkin Park - It's Going Down !
I have no special reason for posting this.. Just felt like it..Bloody awesome!! Came out a few years back.

You Tube's growing up too! It allows you to choose the colours and resolution of the video you want to embed!! \m/
Sayanara!

Random photos..

2009-04-29T18:25:00.001+05:30

I'm in Qatar right now.. You people know what Qatar is, right? In case you're any dumber, it's this country in Middle East aka Gulf.. The only entertainment: malls, movies, internet, badminton!! Random photos::

Ok now, this is the SUV my dad drives ~ Toyota Fortuner. This baby's coming to India too!! :D

My Kingdom!!!!!! With a Toshiba lappy :P

Ma cap..I wear this thing everywhere!! Love it!!

I got a new pair of Berkinstocks!! German tradition seit 1774. And I got it in this crazy sale - any pair of shoes / slippers / sandals for 100 QR (Qatari Riyal), which means 100 x 13.5 = 1350 rupees.. You'd think who'd spend a thousand bucks on brick-hard stony sandals? Well, the original price was 550 QR = which meant...something..you do the math.. And temptation got the better of me. :D
Well, that's it for now..

Where's the love?

2009-04-29T17:40:00.001+05:30

Ok, 5 months ago, anime fans and tech geeks were dropping in so damn frequently to my blog, and I haven't blogged for a while because of the damn cursed exams. :( And I sort of miss the old popularity - the anime people, the techies, random people from school and the occassional Brazilian guy who talks some unrelated shit in some totally alien language.. But I have to say, every day is a new day and I'm getting new readers!! If you already know me, excuse me and skip this post.. Noobs, read on..
Ok, for all you new people, I'm going through some random things about myself. And yeah if I'm jobless today. (Who wouldn't be in the holidays?)
1. I'm a teenage guy (teenage rocks!!) and I'm living in Chennai, just finished my 10th boards.
2. I love anime, books, manga and movies.
3. I hate backstabbers, hypocrites..
4. I'm an ameteur rapper.. My idols are Mike Shinoda, Eminem and Chamillionaire.
5. My type of music: rap, hip-hop, rapcore, rock (anything from alternative to hard), punk rock and maybe metal..
6. Donuts rock!!
7. I'm a Manchester United fan..
8. I want to see a new colour.. like ultra violet. Or infra red.
9. I fancy being werewolf.
10. I find better company in books than people.
11. I swear a lot. Trying to get rid of that habit though..
12. I love junk food..
13. I hate backstabbers and hypocrites. -_- and pessimists.. So all you people, stay away..
14. I'm sort of creative, I guess.. I write raps, songs, parodies.. I consider imagination the greatest gift bestowed unto us. ^_^
15. I think not trusting your friends the height of dishonour.
16. I'm a die hard fan of WOLVERINE from childhood.. I love comics.
17. I hate people who call me a kid for reading comics. If you're one of those people, get lost.
18. I'm usually depressed / frustrated..So, I'm probably emo..
19. I have an IQ of 121 (Just found out ~ took an IQ test :D) - smarter than your average emo.
20. My wardrobe has lots of black in it.. I hate pink.. >_<>_<
25. I love doing this. \m/
Yeah!!! Thanks for your patience. :D

Woohoo!! \m/

2009-04-28T17:32:00.001+05:30

I did it!! My first.. freestyle..rap.. I mean, without writing it down and stuff..Just..on the spot!! I mean, its not that great really, but I'm Indian, I don't have rap culture, and my only exposure is listening to famous rappers.. I guess practice does make perfect. :D
Ok, no more beating around the bush, no interruptions, no comments..
It's real short, mind, and has a lot of self-flaterry, excuse me.. I'm an ameteur, aren't I? Anyways, here goes::

You'll never imagine what a fifteen year old kid can do
You wont even realize it before it happens to you
They say I'm just a school kid and I'm so small
And I'm stil struggling with Trigonometry, I'm only 5 feet tall
But I'm not your average school going wannabe
Lots of people hate me and a few people love me
But the data says the majority's the people who condemn me
Still I dont give a damn to what you have to say
Im better than your stinkin ass anyday
I know I'm no black, I cant stand beef
Im loads better , oh f*in good grief
U ll nevr imaging your average boy'll be so hot
I'm cool, Im hot, Im everything your not
Watch out homie, so hit the spot
Ppl say Im nothin, I don have skill
But remember the name man, words can kill
And I won give a damn and I ll keep rappin until
Im jus an Indian kid, who listens to famous rappers
I jus got my will and ma dream, but thats anudder chapter
I cant handle beef, but I can handle the competetion
Im gonna make the whole turf wishin they went fishin
When Im around
U cant bring me back down, I can do any task
I can belt out a rap in 2 mins, I can kick your ass
I walk a deserted path, no idea where it goes
Im walking the way the wind blows
I keep my friend close, not closer than my foes
I set shivers up their spines, make em stand on their toes
U ll never catch stealin some one else s punchline
I live life the way I want, my own lines
I design my own style, the way I rap
I don rap by some stupid crap
I ll don need ne1's help, I ll do it my way..

No comments, please.

Wolverine ROCKS!!

2009-04-26T16:55:00.001+05:30

As the title of the post says, Wolverine rocks!! And no, I'm not talking about myself, n00b. I'm talking about the upcoming awesome comic flick X-Men Origins: Wolverine . Yeah!! And as a Wolverine fan from childhood, it was natural for me to download it through torrents and watch it a week before its actual release date. ;) And how's the film? Bloody awesome!

I mean, you'd enjoy watching it really if you already read the comics and you're already a hardcore Wolverine fan, if you're a n00b, well you'll still enjoy it.

The movie portrays James Howlett's (Wolverine, otherwise known as 'Logan') life, from childhood to his battle with the ferocious Victor Creed. It has some fantastic scenes in it, including injecting the adamantium into Logan's skeleton and the 'Wolverine vs the Helicopter' showdown! Yes, helicopter!! And in the end, Cyclops makes an appearance as a young teen, and Logan's sweetheart Kayla manages to save all the trapped mutants (future X-Men) I'd give the movie a good 8 out of 10.. for excellent combat scenes, visualization, chase scenes.. Hugh Jackman did a good job. Overall, Wolverine is a must-watch!! \m/ Peace out.

GAAAAAH!! I am SICK..

2009-04-25T16:33:00.001+05:30

cof people claiming to have problems like 'brain fever', multiple personality problems and short term memory loss at my school!! Bah!! Since when did having diseases become a fashion? To all ye n00bs, do you have any idea?? Do you know how it feels to be peeling a banana at one moment and the next thing you know you're holding an axe?? Do you know how it is when you're going to bed at one moment and next moment you're jumping from a cliff?? Do you have any bloody idea how it feel when you're working on a paintwork and next thing you know you're setting fire to a house?? BULLSHIT!! It's a bloody excuse to swear often / act headweighted or short-tempered / ... So all you idiots, SHUT IT!! So, people, there's nothing WRONG with you.. Ok, you might be a little cracked, claiming to have brain fever, but otherwise you're as healthy as a horse. That's it for now.. Peace.

PS: If anyone feels offended by this post, I apologize.

Until next time..

My sub-culture

2009-04-23T17:33:00.001+05:30

Ok, it all started when a friend said I'm emo. NO WAY!! I'm not emo!! I'm not emotional!! I looked over the facts - I fuss, I whine a lot; I'm usually depressed and a loner when my friends aren't around, and I love wearing black. But NO!! I'm not emo!! If not emo, what subculture DO I belong to? Punk? Rap? Rasta? Anything but emo..

So I took a quiz.. and guess what I got? Click.

EMO KID!! No!! I took 5 more. All of em said I'm emo. GAH!>

Say hello to VDOWNLOADER!

2009-04-13T16:22:00.001+05:30

VDownloader is this truly wonderful software for downloading videos in any desired format: Mpeg for PSP, 3GP for cellphones, avi, etc. It's free, light, and easy to use with no complications at all. You just put in the URL, sit back and relax and let the software do the work..

Download the latest version here.

After downloading it, start it up. VDownloader has its own browser, and go to the website and copy the link, paste it in the box in the home, and click Download. VOLLA!! As simple as that!! Kiss Ares Tube, You Tube downloader goodbye!! Because you can use this for YouTube, Metacafe, Veoh, Google Videos, and any other shitty website, even the most unpopular ones.. All thanks to my cuz.. I got this 3 months ago and am greatly indebted to him. :D

Hope you find this useful. :D Sayanara!

I've taken the breath of my life..

2009-04-09T17:48:00.002+05:30

Finally, the dang exams are over. I'm free. A whole summer full of movies, pop corn, football and fun awaits me.. nothing can go wrong..I can feel it.. One whole year of slogging and poring over books - no more!! No more biology! I don't have to pretend that I care about frog's kidneys and the phylloclade of xerophytes ever again! No more Hindi!! After all those years...FINALLY!! And no more History and Geography!! No more Mughal kings, no more unification movements, no more treaties and years..!! You can imagine how happy I am...
Yeah..and to top it all, I might get a new console this year. Either the awesome Sony Playstation 3, the starting-to-decline Microsoft X-Box360, or the revolutionary Nintendo Wii..it all depends on my marks.
Now, here:

This is a song I heard a few days ago on VH1. The Sound of Freedom by Bob Sinclar. It's not really, really good, but it's sort of fun to watch and the prospect of kids ruling a whole bus..that really gives you the feeling that nothing can stop you, like you're on top of the world. Happiness and freedom, it penetrates all other feelings. Well, I have to go and pack my trunks now ..I'm flying tonight.
Sayanara

The worst thing that can happen to this neighbourhood..

2009-03-06T19:34:00.001+05:30

..is the theft problem. There are a lot of things I hate..hate..hate about my neighbourhood..I'm not exaggerating. First, right opposite my house, there's this garbage dump where stray cows, dogs, cats, chickens and goats (?) hang out, which the corportaion rarely cleans up. Another problem is..Imagine you're studying for this really tough exam, you have to do well, you're fully pumped up and charged with determination - when the local temple sets up loudspeakers and the idiots sing bajans on the top of their voice..Talk about not caring about privacy! Being religious is one thing, what these people are doing is curtailing - brutally - other people's liberties.

And now arises another snitch - the theft. There's also a small temple few blocks from my house, and what happens there is less prayers, more politics between the priests who fight over the money people drop in.. One unfortunate night it so happened that few crooks broke in and stole a gold lamp from an idol and sped off in their bikes..

Another theft happened in broad daylight. Next to my house, a boy hailing somewhere from Andhra Pradesh was staying on rent, he was doing his CA here.. On one unlucky day, he stopped his bike outside his house, left his keys in the bike, went upstairs to get something but when he came down there was another bastard riding it as fast as he could in the opposite direction..

The last one is..damn..in my house. My school uniform pants were hanging in the clothesline in the house. Some drunk bastard jumped over the wall.. Next day, my pants were gone..replaced by some other pair of trousers (if you can call it that - it looked more like a stitched up pile of rags) - I could'nt say the colour..is it white, brown, yellow, grey or black? And there was yellow stuff sticking to it, which I strongly suspected to be..Well anyway, my exams are on March 18..so..sayanara.

Shaman King

2009-01-03T14:03:00.002+05:30

Shaman King is one of the best anime / manga series I've ever read, written by Hiroyuki Takei about Buddhist mythology. Everyone knows what Shamans are. For those of you who don't know, Shamans are those gifted people who have the ability to summon spirits from earth or heaven, and channel them into their bodies for various purposes like healing, performing rituals etc. Shamans of today are teachers, doctors etc., living like us in modern civilization. Also, every 500 years occurs a tournament, which will decide the Shaman king for that period. The main characters are:

Yoh Asakura

Yoh, is the hero of our story. A 13 year old boy, confident but lacks ambition, his principle is 'Everything will work out'.

Manta Oyamada:

Yoh's friend from school, short and studious; often seen carrying a copy of 'Mantanian Dictionary'

Anna Kyoyoma

Anna, the Itako, is Yoh's no-nonsense fiance, and will do anything to help Yoh become Shaman King, she prepares his training sessions, gives him punishments (like the electric chair for instance)

Amidamaru

Amidamaru, Yoh's spirit friend, is a 600 year old spirit. He was a samurai, and previously known as a "fiend" for murdering a large number of people with his sword 'Harusame', and is still greatly feared by everyone who heard his name. Yoh discovered the cause of his fearful reputation, a story of friendship, solves his problems and Amidamaru joins Yoh in his quest to become Shaman King. Some of Amidamaru's breath-taking techniques: Shockwave Buddha Giri, etc.

You won't regret watching this anime / reading the manga. Personally, I prefer the manga, and is definitely better than the anime..

Manga download link.. Click here.

Where am I?

2008-12-30T15:20:00.002+05:30

All through those miserable months, I've been moaning about how much I miss my old class, it sounded really miserable first, but now it all feels as if this is petty..this whole issue..there are far more important things in this world than having fun, and five days from now, I know I won't have time for anything; revision for one thing, and the other - exams, Revision exams, Model exam, Practical exams for them, etc. And now I'm sitting here, making the best of these few holidays I have left, downloading everything I could thing of, leave alone games - manga, anime, videos, setup files for various reasons, what not? I have'nt blogged for about a month, studying, and in these holidays, I've been doing nothing but watching movies..

Quantum of Solace is bullshit alright? It's nothing like a Bond movie, and ever since Craig stepped into the limelight, Bond movies are'nt up to the mark. Mummy 3 is pretty good, except - I can't accept the fact that there are Chinese mummies. Death Race and Eagle Eye are pretty good. Ah..good times. Right now, all I wanna do is look up at the full moon and howl. That''s right, howl.

Wish me luck for the boards, I'll be back..in three months, or less if I can steal away five minutes sometime.

Sorry, blame it on Halo 3

2008-12-30T14:31:00.001+05:30

'James At War', is one of the best spoof makers in the planet. Check this out:

Spoof of " Sorry, Blame it on me " by Akon.

I'm sorry for the way I've behaved

Over for the last 27 days

I'm sorry for the times you've asked and pled

But I never heard a word you said

When you were telling me to take out the trash

And you were warning me we were low on cash

I'm sorry I acted like a slob

I'm sorry I got fired from my job

I'm sorry the house hasn't been cleaned

The kids fought and I didn't intervene

I'm sorry I hadn't made our bed

I didn't feed the dog and now he's dead

Coz' I'm on the couch like everyday

Livin' off of Mountain Dew and Frito Lays

I'm sorry for the weight I've started to gain

I'm sorry that my man boobs are causing you pain

And yes, I know, your folks came over

And I never said "Hello"

And I missed our toddler's first steps

And your birthday, yes I know

And I suppose, the very worst of it all,

When I missed the birth of the new baby

But I had a good reason, babe

See, I was playing Halo 3

I was playing Halo 3

Hangin out with Master Chief

Edition Legendary

Yeah I was playing Halo 3

Sorry I missed the toilet, dear

Coz' I was trying to play by looking at the mirror

I know it must have been so cruel

When I forgot to pick our son up from school

I'm sorry the car got repossessed

I bought the flat screen instead of making my payments

I'm sorry all I could see was my game

When you came down in your new lingerie

And I know you were threatening to leave me

Found a man you're gonna wed

I'm sorry yall never get married

Coz he plays Halo 3 with me instead!

I know it's really hard on you

And it's got you feeling blue

It must be just like deja vu

From when I was playing Halo 2

I was playing Halo 2

(chorus)

It almost split you and me

When I was playing Halo 2

But now I'm playing Halo 3

On my X Box 360

Hangin out with my online peeps

While we're playing Halo 3

This spoof expresses the dangers (?) of game addiction. Speaking of game addiction, some kid in Japan died after playing World at War 24 hours straight.

Happy new year everybody..

Waddup with Google?

2008-12-24T10:18:00.001+05:30

In recent years, Google has made unthinkable progress, accomplished more than any other internet megagiant has, to the extent that the word 'Google' has almost become synonymous with 'search', to the extent of the word 'Google' becoming a verb in everyday English.
Still, Google still hasn't learnt the art of privacy.

Google Maps - Google Maps is a masterpiece, truly fascinating and highly informative internet tool putting Wikimaps behind it. For one thing, Google Maps enables street views of places, making locating a restaurant as easy as clicking a button on your mouse. But here's the scary bit. Google Maps also provides aerial views of important and strategic locations, which means planning terror attacks can also be as easy as clicking a mouse button.

The White House

Gateway of India

Rashtrapati Bhavan

And sure enough, our former President, Dr. A.P.J.Abdul Kalam expressed his concerns and requests to Google, but with no response, and ofcourse he was'nt the only one. If Google had ignored the pleas of the American government itself, what good are our protests?
Screw Google! And the street view thing could also be scary - in terms of privacy - I mean, they update these photos every month or so, with cameras fixed on top of cars. And these photos include several embarassing photos of people who do not wish to be seen in those situations. I mean, who, with a perfectly functioning cerebrellum, would want to be seen in..., and coming out of a ... and ... and so on..

Yeah this is what I mean.. Google has started its candid car in Australia and you might notice the shop behind it, the many privacy breaking photos of Google include several men going inside one of those.. Social networking websites are flooding with Google's photos of couples kissing, people going into one of those stores, an obvious and failed theft etc.