Yes, he is Cat-Man. The next-gen superhero. He can do the unthinkable. He can achieve the unachievable. He can count to infinity. He will solve all your problems.

This post is strictly for people who appreciate rap and hip-hop music. The other orthodox rockers and metal-heads can ignore this post and spend your valuable time elsewhere. Arrite, now folks I'm sick of people judging the genre rap. Everyone out there who has not heard a single rap song assumes the whole genre is about blood, violence, money, drugs and sex. Well my answer is screw em all. Forget the perverts. Forget 50 Cent. Forget Esham. Forget Snoop Dogg. They shot to fame because of a few brilliant songs and some really sick beats and really "entertaining" videos. Well let me introduce you to some MCs who you might have or never have heard of, and these guys can rap the shit out of 50 and Snoop.

Disaster movies are getting scarily and easily predictable these days. Most disaster movies are more like a not-so-funny spoof film and well, in every disaster movie, there's this big disaster - be it a volcano (Dante's Peak), earthquakes (Epoch), meteors (Armageddon) or even giant bees (Killer Bees) and finally - doomsday films - Independence Day and 2012.

There's this new "Card" system in my school because apparently, our school's discipline amounts to..uh..nil. So, meet the cards.

You dont know how desperate the grown-ups of our modern world are to learn the lingo we, that is to say - teenagers, use. They do not realize their position, the current situation! The average Indian parent doesn't know half the things his/her boy does at school. At home, he does his homework and does his chores and plays the good boy role, at school he's a different person. It's not totally bad, the boy isn't an evil criminal, ofcourse it's all a part of growing up and I dont blame the parents for wanting to keep a close watch. Which brings us to social networking websites. Stalking the boy on Facebook. Some parents join with a different purpose - trying to become younger. Dont believe me? Check this out for solid proof: http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/

Am I am blind or does Michael Jackson really resemble Lord Voldemort? O_o

Hello my name is Azeron and I'm bringin you your mornin news.

Remember ol Daniel Radcliffe from the Harry Potter movies? Yeah. Today as usual, I was jobless and tried age progression in Photoshop. So I thought of a random celebrity that I hate. Danny Radcliffe. Perfect.

School aint so bad these days, kinda fun actually. There are a lot of dudes from CBSE in my school now. My grades.. have been on the negatives, but hey it's the 11th grade! These days I have absolutely no idea what the Physics teacher is talking about. For example. Let's call her Beakface, shall we?
Official music video - embed deleted by request.. here.

Some shit I did in Photoshop today

Frog+Hawk=Frawk
PS: I started using Photoshop a week ago. :P

Ever downloaded music through Limewire / torrents? Ever bought one of those 4 in 1 movie DVDs? Ever bought one of those PC games with crack, for eighty bucks instead of the original game which costs nearly a thousand bucks? Well, you're a pirate! You're a pirate, I'm a pirate, we're all pirates in the real world.
Fact is, no one can really afford to pay 500 bucks for a movie or 300 bucks for an album, no I'm not talking about you too, Mr. Bill Gates. You pay for the artist, licensing, ads, other crap and to compensate for piracy. Vicious circle, see? Movie DVDs.. I mean if we could buy movies for, like under 50 bucks, who needs to pirate them? So.. first make the movies cheaper!
When it comes to music, there's free streaming ofcourse, but no free downloads. :( What I'm trying to say is.. make the music cheaper! Or better..free. They wont know the difference, with a few more adverts.
If only media was a little cheaper. :) Sounds crazy, but true isnt it?

This is a manga series I began reading two days ago, and it's pretty good.. If you can handle blood violence (dont worry, you wont find an overdose of violence here..) , and you like science fiction, you have to read this one.



Author: Kazizaki Masasumi
Genre: Sci fi, action
Chapters: 18
Lifespan: Max. 2 days
My rating: 8

The thing I love about the series is the awesome story line. The story is about a few chosen people, who's DNA contains certain genes of animals, which enable them to turn into that particular animal and receive its attributes. These beings are called X-Genes. Personally, I think it sounds kind of familiar to X-Men, which is about mutants too. Anyways, these X-Genes have to fight for survival, and enter the ark. They fight to kill and consume the X-Genes of the victims, thus making them more powerful in the game of survival. Only one can enter the ark. No life will be spared in the X-Gene battleground. >:) Wicked eh? The real action begins only in the 4th chapter or so, when Yuki discovers about the whole "X-Gene" concept, and that he himself is an X-Gene. Other highlights are good narration and art. But the whole series is pretty short. That's the only con I could find. :) The manga isn't very famous, so you won't find it anywhere for downloads. Reading online is your only choice. :P Click here.
As for now, I'm totally into FPS games, and hooked on to Quake 4, not to mention Crysis and Red Alert 3.
That's it for now :D Sayanara

Linkin Park's doing the soundtrack for the upcoming Transformers movie, as you may have probably heard. Here it is, homies..

Spoof of Breaking the Habit (by Linkin Park) by me. :) This is one of my first parodies..Enjoy.



One fine morning, I was going to my school;
I saw an injured rabbit there,
I know much more than any vet before,
So I took him home to heal him there.
I dont want to be the one to clean the rabbit's poop;
But inside I realize I want to cook him in soup
I dont know what I'm waiting for..
Or why I have to care?
I dont know why I hesitate
To cook that stupid hare
I dont know how I got this way
I'll never be OK,
I'm never baking my rabbit anyday.

Three weeks have passed,
Three incidents occurred, when the stupid animal bit my ass
He crawled into my bag, farted loudly
And earned me a detention in History class
I dont want to be the one
To give the rabbit his bath
But inside I realize I want to feed him to the neighbour's cat
I dont know why I hesitate
To cook that stupid hare
I dont know how I got this way
I'll never be OK,
I'm never baking my rabbit anyday.

He peed all over the walls
Never answers to my calls
He's a stupid useless thing
And that is why I sing
"I know killing that (beep) thing will make me a sinner.
Whatever circumstances are, atleast he'd make a good dinner.
Atleast he'll be useful when he dies, so I'm making rabbit pie.
So I'm baking the rabbit tonight.
:D

Today, I was jobless and bored as always and chatting with Shade.
Soon our boring conversation turned into a truly epic novel which will dwell in the hearts of millions of people one day. Kidding. Read on....
I'm shrirocks94 and Shade is dracokanth
shrirocks94: Tears to Tiara
shrirocks94: is it good?
dracokanth: hmm
dracokanth: I think so
shrirocks94: and i heard Darker than Black is pretty OK too
dracokanth: K I'mma watch a movie
dracokanth: yeah it is..
shrirocks94: cant be worse than Black Jack..
dracokanth: errr .-.
dracokanth: hunh
shrirocks94: oh yeh and i forgot...Cowboy Bebop..that one rocks. :D
dracokanth: you mean
dracokanth: Jack black?
dracokanth: oh way
dracokanth: Blackjack
shrirocks94: Err the anime Black Jack
dracokanth: wait*
dracokanth: it's an anime
dracokanth: lol
shrirocks94: not Jack Black the actor :))
dracokanth: hmm
dracokanth: that's funny
dracokanth: his name
dracokanth: jack black
shrirocks94: lol
dracokanth: blackjack it a game
shrirocks94: yeah i know..
dracokanth: =\
shrirocks94: :-" Viva La Gloria
dracokanth: maybe they named him after it
shrirocks94: heh. no way
shrirocks94: american t.r. [a Tamil actor with a funny accent and a bushy beard, nobody watches his movies]
dracokanth: or it was a joke his parents played on him
dracokanth: a cruel joke
dracokanth: fathers name is sirius black
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: soo..
dracokanth: they named his son
dracokanth: Jack
shrirocks94: after his uncle, Jack Sparrow
dracokanth: =)
dracokanth: lol
shrirocks94: the dumb pirate
dracokanth: because
dracokanth: Jack was dumb
dracokanth: just like the guy in the beanstalk story
shrirocks94: and Jack was a dumb common name
shrirocks94: black is more evil and heroic
shrirocks94: and hides the stupid dumbass in him and makes him look........black
shrirocks94: coz of his name.
dracokanth: Jack Sparrow's parents were also a victim to this trick played by THEIR parents
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: because Jack sparrows parents
dracokanth: they were in [insert name of our school]
dracokanth: the day
shrirocks94: when they were on honeymoon in moon
dracokanth: K sir
dracokanth: told the story
dracokanth: about the sparrow and the rose [a well known and stupid, childish and pointless story read in the assembly by K sir]
shrirocks94: lol
dracokanth: and they were touched
dracokanth: so they named their son sparrow
shrirocks94: and named their son ______ Sparrow
shrirocks94: what about the Jack part?
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: they named him Rose sparrow
dracokanth: he also later
shrirocks94: =))
dracokanth: became a transversitite
dracokanth: after making his wife pregnant with Jack
shrirocks94: and moved to Alaska and started a llama rearing business
dracokanth: Yeah yeah
dracokanth: and there
dracokanth: they met Sarah Palin
shrirocks94: and started rearing llamas together
dracokanth: knocked up her daughter
shrirocks94: and sold the llama milk
shrirocks94: and bought a gold magic lamp
shrirocks94: and rubbed it
dracokanth: o_O
shrirocks94: and L sir came out of it [L sir is a bald teacher, his English is simply superb; noone can understand a single word he says, oh and he's an NCC master as well]
dracokanth: ok fine
dracokanth: Loganathan sir came out
dracokanth: and started shouting NCC orders
shrirocks94: and they started doing sit ups
dracokanth: noo
dracokanth: they cant understand
shrirocks94: and slap him on the face
dracokanth: yeah k
shrirocks94: but since sir is a ghost he cant feel
dracokanth: and he starts crying
dracokanth: :O
shrirocks94: because of emotional...things
dracokanth: but he is still crying ok?
shrirocks94: ok
dracokanth: and he becomes toooo emotional
dracokanth: he recalls his early memories
shrirocks94: and decides to become an all time emo
dracokanth: when he was a young boy
dracokanth: ppl used to bully him
dracokanth: in school
shrirocks94: :))=))
shrirocks94: and called him names
shrirocks94: like Jiggery Pokery
dracokanth: that's why he turned out like this
shrirocks94: and Son of a Banshee
dracokanth: his biggest bully was
dracokanth: Karunanidhi
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: Karunanidhi used to wrestle him
shrirocks94: and one day logu got angry
dracokanth: becoz he has so fat..
shrirocks94: and used a chokeslam on karunanidhi
dracokanth: was*
dracokanth: only
shrirocks94: but failed
dracokanth: Karunanidhi neck
dracokanth: was soooooooooooooo thick
dracokanth: he coudn't reach his hands around his neck
shrirocks94: and karunanidhi
shrirocks94: gave him a huge body slam
shrirocks94: and logu got a
shrirocks94: lightning shaped scar
dracokanth: no no..
shrirocks94: on his forehead
dracokanth: LOGU LOST ALL HIS HAIR
dracokanth: and then
shrirocks94: and got a lightning scar
dracokanth: he got a scar
dracokanth: from then on
dracokanth: he has been the sotai samiyaar
dracokanth: but anyway
shrirocks94: and he got a band of young baldies
shrirocks94: called
dracokanth: this lighning scar
shrirocks94: Brain Eaters
dracokanth: Logu and Jabraj sir
dracokanth: lead singers
shrirocks94: the dynamic duo
shrirocks94: they also started a footbal team
dracokanth: XD
dracokanth: yeah yeah
shrirocks94: many times ppl mistook their heads
shrirocks94: to be the ball
dracokanth: I was jus thinking that
shrirocks94: and kicked it
dracokanth: thats why... they are so stuoid
shrirocks94: and once, deepan kicked it so hard logu's head cracked
dracokanth: to this day
dracokanth: then one day
shrirocks94: yes.
dracokanth: during an important match
shrirocks94: yeah]
dracokanth: no noooo
dracokanth: not deepan
dracokanth: during an important match
dracokanth: Logu is about to head the ball
dracokanth: suddenly
dracokanth: his scar starts burns
dracokanth: he clutches it
dracokanth: and he suddenly gets a dream
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: Yoshimitsu
shrirocks94: O_0
dracokanth: is wearing darthvaders costume
shrirocks94: Get ready for the next battle
dracokanth: in his dream
shrirocks94: and having a super cool katana
shrirocks94: logu has a chainsaw and a jackhammer
shrirocks94: as his weapons
dracokanth: with light saber
shrirocks94: yeah
shrirocks94: and logu runs with all his might with the jack hammer
dracokanth: no light-katana
shrirocks94: ok
dracokanth: He has a light-katana
shrirocks94: ok ok
shrirocks94: he runs with the katana
dracokanth: jack hammer..
shrirocks94: abt to attack yoshimitsu
dracokanth: and then
shrirocks94: when all goes dark
dracokanth: Bob the Builder says "Hey that's my hammer"
shrirocks94: and Jack Sparrow says
shrirocks94: no it has my name Jack in it
shrirocks94: its mine
dracokanth: loool
shrirocks94: bob says i need a hammer its mine
shrirocks94: so Bob the Builder and Jack Sparrow start fighting
shrirocks94: Logu tries to mediate
shrirocks94: Jack and Bob get angry and climb into a steam roller
dracokanth: wauit wait
dracokanth: steam roller O_o
shrirocks94: and tie
shrirocks94: logu to a railway track
dracokanth: ohhh ok
dracokanth: ok ok....
shrirocks94: and steadily go forwards...metres away from crushing logu s shining head
dracokanth: then...
dracokanth: Bangalore royal mail arrives
shrirocks94: logu squeals like an injured piglet
dracokanth: at 6Am
shrirocks94: :O
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: yeah yeah
dracokanth: injured piglet
shrirocks94: and...err....logu tries to tear the rope with his bare teeth
shrirocks94: but fails
dracokanth: YEAH thats when Logu's other side takes over
dracokanth: His OTHER SIDE
shrirocks94: the devil blood
dracokanth: One side of his face become totally red
dracokanth: and then..
dracokanth: wings come out of is back
shrirocks94: u mean like Two Face from batman?
dracokanth: yeah
shrirocks94: no devil jin
dracokanth: both
shrirocks94: ok :p
dracokanth: both together da
dracokanth: ok so
shrirocks94: and he says "Fear the Wrath of Logu"
shrirocks94: and easily breaks away from the rope..
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: with his muscles
shrirocks94: and starts flying high in the sky
shrirocks94: MUSCLES?? :O No way!
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: thats when
dracokanth: a plane hits him
dracokanth: yeah lol muscles
shrirocks94: and he starts falling down...down...down..
dracokanth: and superman
shrirocks94: no
dracokanth: is lifting that plane also
shrirocks94: captain underpants
dracokanth: ok ok fine..
dracokanth: Captain Underpants....
dracokanth: he just dsaved that plane
shrirocks94: err yeah
shrirocks94: and logu falls down and there's a terrible blast
shrirocks94: like hiroshima bombing in 1945
dracokanth: saved*
dracokanth: inside it...
dracokanth: is.. hmm....
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: ok now
dracokanth: arrrgh
dracokanth: I got dced skip
shrirocks94: everyone scolds logu and he becomes a demented children hating miserable (beep
shrirocks94: ok
dracokanth: now the strory
dracokanth: is about the plane
shrirocks94: ?? ok
shrirocks94: inside the plane
dracokanth: Paris Hilton is sitting
shrirocks94: and Mojo Jojo
dracokanth: o_O
shrirocks94: and Johnny Bravo
dracokanth: ok
shrirocks94: who tries to flirt with Paris
dracokanth: oh ok Johhny bravo asks for a date
dracokanth: but hilton says no
dracokanth: you can only become my
dracokanth: BFF
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: XD (you know abt that show on vh1?)
shrirocks94: Yeah yeah i do
dracokanth: its starting on the 11th
shrirocks94: "My BFF"
dracokanth: yeah ok
dracokanth: dont watch it
shrirocks94: yeah ive seen d ad
shrirocks94: ok
shrirocks94: :D
dracokanth: lol ok
dracokanth: So Bravoo is heartbroken
shrirocks94: and jumps from the plane
dracokanth: yeah yeah
shrirocks94: now mojo and paris are alone
dracokanth: no nooo
dracokanth: Now shift to Johnny
shrirocks94: ok
dracokanth: Bravo falls into the sea
dracokanth: near barbados
dracokanth: hometown of Rihanna
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: and hits her
dracokanth: face
shrirocks94: so rihanna's man chris brown arrives
dracokanth: hes charged with battery, just like Chris Brown
shrirocks94: and starts rapping and abusing bravo
dracokanth: yeah ok..
dracokanth: so the judge
dracokanth: sends them to the same prison cell
shrirocks94: the judge is logu
shrirocks94: :))
shrirocks94: ok?
dracokanth: dai.... the judge is Brad Pitt
shrirocks94: chris and johnny
dracokanth: no inside the cell
dracokanth: they also meet someone else
dracokanth: tell who they meet
shrirocks94: err.....
shrirocks94: wait
shrirocks94: Lord Voldemort
dracokanth: ah ok
dracokanth: he has a flashbck
dracokanth: in that flashback Voldemort is defeated
shrirocks94: lol
dracokanth: by the Yoshimitsu
dracokanth: Yoshimitsu
dracokanth: is also going to defeat all the other evil bosses
dracokanth: to become the leader of the evil bosses
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: so he also got Darth Vader
dracokanth: now hes aiming for..
shrirocks94: like Dr. Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog
dracokanth: now
dracokanth: hes aiming for Shishio
dracokanth: from Samurai X
shrirocks94: O_O
shrirocks94: ok
shrirocks94: :o)
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: so they have a katan-katana battle
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: they fight for hours!
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: and then finallt
dracokanth: Shishio opens his bandages
dracokanth: Yoshimitsu sees him
dracokanth: and then they suddenly stop
dracokanth: they shout at the same time
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: Yoshimitsu also takes off his clothes
dracokanth: and then they lok at each other
dracokanth: They both shout at the same time
dracokanth: MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!
shrirocks94: -_-??
dracokanth: BROOOOOOTHEEER!
dracokanth: yeah then flashback again
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: when they were babies
dracokanth: they were triplets
shrirocks94: yoshimitsu used to poop on shishio
dracokanth: but they had to be separated at birth
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: yeah yeah
dracokanth: now they have to look for the third brother
shrirocks94: yoshimitsu initially worked as a stand up comedian
dracokanth: yeah ok
shrirocks94: and later moved on to ballet dancing
dracokanth: but then his audience used to make dead jokes about him
shrirocks94: while voldemort worked as a waiter in Burger King
dracokanth: no no
dracokanth: voldemort is not thier brother
dracokanth: Voldemort is actually
dracokanth: THEIR FATHER
shrirocks94: Oh God
dracokanth: not Darth Vader
dracokanth: Darth vader
shrirocks94: and the mother is britney spears
dracokanth: is amma-ponnu
shrirocks94: ok ok
dracokanth: sorry
dracokanth: athai-ponu
shrirocks94: lol ok
dracokanth: ayyo
dracokanth: I hope your saving this
shrirocks94: lol
dracokanth: :))
shrirocks94: this is fun ^_^
shrirocks94: and back to the present world in the jail cell
dracokanth: so anyway
dracokanth: in the jail cell
dracokanth: and then the warden comes and says
shrirocks94: here's ur dinner
dracokanth: you have to take part in the Death Race
shrirocks94: O_o
shrirocks94: Yay!!
dracokanth: if you want to leave the jail
shrirocks94: Love the movie!!
shrirocks94: Yeah, and the other racers are..
dracokanth: you liked it?
dracokanth: lol ok
shrirocks94: (kinda..)
shrirocks94: Bob the Builder and his talking steam roller Rolly
dracokanth: so Voldemort, CB and JB are on the race
shrirocks94: and Bob
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: and Kung Fu Panda is also there
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: Jack Black is inside his suit
dracokanth: see it all comes back to him
shrirocks94: yea :P
shrirocks94: the whole story's abt him after all
dracokanth: they have a race in the prison
shrirocks94: the refree is vadi velu [a funny dark Tamil comedian who acts like a crazy retard]
dracokanth: :))
dracokanth: enna koduma saar ithu? [what a shame, sir?]
shrirocks94: yea :P
dracokanth: ok so anyway
dracokanth: the kungfu pandas master
dracokanth: he ties a hamburger on a fishing rod
shrirocks94: lol
dracokanth: and sits on Kung Fu Pandas back
dracokanth: but...
dracokanth: theres also one more person racing
dracokanth: Usain Bolt
shrirocks94: ok!!
shrirocks94: :))
shrirocks94: usain bolt and his pet pooping giant tortoise
dracokanth: yah ok
shrirocks94: "Blastoise"
dracokanth: and also
dracokanth: yeah... also the hare is there
dracokanth: Hare and tortaoise have the main race
dracokanth: hare and Blastoise
dracokanth: wait..
dracokanth: Vadivel takes the gun
dracokanth: and shoots it
dracokanth: it goes hits
shrirocks94: and kills jack black
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: ok fine
shrirocks94: so jack black is eliminated
dracokanth: it hits black
dracokanth: and he dies...
dracokanth: there
dracokanth: that
dracokanth: is the story
dracokanth: of his life
dracokanth: LOL
shrirocks94: *sob*
shrirocks94: truly inspiring.
dracokanth: I like this ending..it's not even a goodd ending.

Most of the credit goes to Shade. :D Turned my boring old afternoon into a fun and creative experience.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Say no to drugs.

If you're a Brazilian and want to go into politics, the first thing you have to do is..change you're name to Barrack Obama! By the way, I dont blog politics. Read on..
Welcome to Obama-mania, Brazil-style. Few countries have embraced the idea of the US's first black president as enthusiastically as Brazil, a country with one of the largest Afro-descendant populations on Earth yet where black faces remain a minority in politics. Obama T-shirts are everywhere while chat shows and newspaper columns are filled with talk of the 47-year-old Illinois senator.
Alright. That's perfectly Ok. Changing your name to Barrack Obama's the end of the list. You're not doing any change at all. You're just a Brazilian imprint of the American Obama. It's a pathetic way to try and draw votes.




Ladies and gentlemen, two of the world's most famous Obamas! Brazil has reported six dickheads who officially changed their names to Barrack Obama, five who changed their names to Bill Clinton and one Chico Bin Laden (?)... God, save us! And the Brazilian Obama says he'd invite the American to dinner in Brazil if he won the elections. Ha!

NOTE: I know I'm not from Brazil, but I found this ultra-pathetic and had a sudden urge to blog about it. I'm also not sure if the Brazilian Obama is as pure as a saint. ^_^

My authentic japanese name is 篠原 Shinohara (bamboo field) 敦士 Atsushi (kind gentleman).
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LOL!! Although kind 'gentleman' wouldn't suit me..

I'm back. I open the door, and a fine coat of dust covers the TV, computer and everything visible to the human eye. Sort of miss Qatar now, never thought I'd say that. And it's hotter than the Devil's bathwater here. And I'm back to being a net addict. Ok, not 24x7 but atleast 4 hours a day.



Ah, home. Good to be back :)

Saw this on YouTube today. LOL!! It's one of those really dumb but funny videos, and it's catchy. Check out the other Potter Puppet Pals videos too! :) Damn, song got stuck in my head..