Today, I was jobless and bored as always and chatting with
Shade.Soon our boring conversation turned into a truly epic novel which will dwell in the hearts of millions of people one day. Kidding. Read on....
I'm shrirocks94 and Shade is dracokanth
shrirocks94: Tears to Tiara
shrirocks94: is it good?
dracokanth: hmm
dracokanth: I think so
shrirocks94: and i heard Darker than Black is pretty OK too
dracokanth: K I'mma watch a movie
dracokanth: yeah it is..
shrirocks94: cant be worse than Black Jack..
dracokanth: errr .-.
dracokanth: hunh
shrirocks94: oh yeh and i forgot...Cowboy Bebop..that one rocks. :D
dracokanth: you mean
dracokanth: Jack black?
dracokanth: oh way
dracokanth: Blackjack
shrirocks94: Err the anime Black Jack
dracokanth: wait*
dracokanth: it's an anime
dracokanth: lol
shrirocks94: not Jack Black the actor :))
dracokanth: hmm
dracokanth: that's funny
dracokanth: his name
dracokanth: jack black
shrirocks94: lol
dracokanth: blackjack it a game
shrirocks94: yeah i know..
dracokanth: =\
shrirocks94: :-" Viva La Gloria
dracokanth: maybe they named him after it
shrirocks94: heh. no way
shrirocks94: american t.r. [a Tamil actor with a funny accent and a bushy beard, nobody watches his movies]
dracokanth: or it was a joke his parents played on him
dracokanth: a cruel joke
dracokanth: fathers name is sirius black
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: soo..
dracokanth: they named his son
dracokanth: Jack
shrirocks94: after his uncle, Jack Sparrow
dracokanth: =)
dracokanth: lol
shrirocks94: the dumb pirate
dracokanth: because
dracokanth: Jack was dumb
dracokanth: just like the guy in the beanstalk story
shrirocks94: and Jack was a dumb common name
shrirocks94: black is more evil and heroic
shrirocks94: and hides the stupid dumbass in him and makes him look........black
shrirocks94: coz of his name.
dracokanth: Jack Sparrow's parents were also a victim to this trick played by THEIR parents
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: because Jack sparrows parents
dracokanth: they were in [insert name of our school]
dracokanth: the day
shrirocks94: when they were on honeymoon in moon
dracokanth: K sir
dracokanth: told the story
dracokanth: about the sparrow and the rose [a well known and stupid, childish and pointless story read in the assembly by K sir]
shrirocks94: lol
dracokanth: and they were touched
dracokanth: so they named their son sparrow
shrirocks94: and named their son ______ Sparrow
shrirocks94: what about the Jack part?
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: they named him Rose sparrow
dracokanth: he also later
shrirocks94: =))
dracokanth: became a transversitite
dracokanth: after making his wife pregnant with Jack
shrirocks94: and moved to Alaska and started a llama rearing business
dracokanth: Yeah yeah
dracokanth: and there
dracokanth: they met Sarah Palin
shrirocks94: and started rearing llamas together
dracokanth: knocked up her daughter
shrirocks94: and sold the llama milk
shrirocks94: and bought a gold magic lamp
shrirocks94: and rubbed it
dracokanth: o_O
shrirocks94: and L sir came out of it [L sir is a bald teacher, his English is simply superb; noone can understand a single word he says, oh and he's an NCC master as well]
dracokanth: ok fine
dracokanth: Loganathan sir came out
dracokanth: and started shouting NCC orders
shrirocks94: and they started doing sit ups
dracokanth: noo
dracokanth: they cant understand
shrirocks94: and slap him on the face
dracokanth: yeah k
shrirocks94: but since sir is a ghost he cant feel
dracokanth: and he starts crying
dracokanth: :O
shrirocks94: because of emotional...things
dracokanth: but he is still crying ok?
shrirocks94: ok
dracokanth: and he becomes toooo emotional
dracokanth: he recalls his early memories
shrirocks94: and decides to become an all time emo
dracokanth: when he was a young boy
dracokanth: ppl used to bully him
dracokanth: in school
shrirocks94: :))=))
shrirocks94: and called him names
shrirocks94: like Jiggery Pokery
dracokanth: that's why he turned out like this
shrirocks94: and Son of a Banshee
dracokanth: his biggest bully was
dracokanth: Karunanidhi
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: Karunanidhi used to wrestle him
shrirocks94: and one day logu got angry
dracokanth: becoz he has so fat..
shrirocks94: and used a chokeslam on karunanidhi
dracokanth: was*
dracokanth: only
shrirocks94: but failed
dracokanth: Karunanidhi neck
dracokanth: was soooooooooooooo thick
dracokanth: he coudn't reach his hands around his neck
shrirocks94: and karunanidhi
shrirocks94: gave him a huge body slam
shrirocks94: and logu got a
shrirocks94: lightning shaped scar
dracokanth: no no..
shrirocks94: on his forehead
dracokanth: LOGU LOST ALL HIS HAIR
dracokanth: and then
shrirocks94: and got a lightning scar
dracokanth: he got a scar
dracokanth: from then on
dracokanth: he has been the sotai samiyaar
dracokanth: but anyway
shrirocks94: and he got a band of young baldies
shrirocks94: called
dracokanth: this lighning scar
shrirocks94: Brain Eaters
dracokanth: Logu and Jabraj sir
dracokanth: lead singers
shrirocks94: the dynamic duo
shrirocks94: they also started a footbal team
dracokanth: XD
dracokanth: yeah yeah
shrirocks94: many times ppl mistook their heads
shrirocks94: to be the ball
dracokanth: I was jus thinking that
shrirocks94: and kicked it
dracokanth: thats why... they are so stuoid
shrirocks94: and once, deepan kicked it so hard logu's head cracked
dracokanth: to this day
dracokanth: then one day
shrirocks94: yes.
dracokanth: during an important match
shrirocks94: yeah]
dracokanth: no noooo
dracokanth: not deepan
dracokanth: during an important match
dracokanth: Logu is about to head the ball
dracokanth: suddenly
dracokanth: his scar starts burns
dracokanth: he clutches it
dracokanth: and he suddenly gets a dream
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: Yoshimitsu
shrirocks94: O_0
dracokanth: is wearing darthvaders costume
shrirocks94: Get ready for the next battle
dracokanth: in his dream
shrirocks94: and having a super cool katana
shrirocks94: logu has a chainsaw and a jackhammer
shrirocks94: as his weapons
dracokanth: with light saber
shrirocks94: yeah
shrirocks94: and logu runs with all his might with the jack hammer
dracokanth: no light-katana
shrirocks94: ok
dracokanth: He has a light-katana
shrirocks94: ok ok
shrirocks94: he runs with the katana
dracokanth: jack hammer..
shrirocks94: abt to attack yoshimitsu
dracokanth: and then
shrirocks94: when all goes dark
dracokanth: Bob the Builder says "Hey that's my hammer"
shrirocks94: and Jack Sparrow says
shrirocks94: no it has my name Jack in it
shrirocks94: its mine
dracokanth: loool
shrirocks94: bob says i need a hammer its mine
shrirocks94: so Bob the Builder and Jack Sparrow start fighting
shrirocks94: Logu tries to mediate
shrirocks94: Jack and Bob get angry and climb into a steam roller
dracokanth: wauit wait
dracokanth: steam roller O_o
shrirocks94: and tie
shrirocks94: logu to a railway track
dracokanth: ohhh ok
dracokanth: ok ok....
shrirocks94: and steadily go forwards...metres away from crushing logu s shining head
dracokanth: then...
dracokanth: Bangalore royal mail arrives
shrirocks94: logu squeals like an injured piglet
dracokanth: at 6Am
shrirocks94: :O
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: yeah yeah
dracokanth: injured piglet
shrirocks94: and...err....logu tries to tear the rope with his bare teeth
shrirocks94: but fails
dracokanth: YEAH thats when Logu's other side takes over
dracokanth: His OTHER SIDE
shrirocks94: the devil blood
dracokanth: One side of his face become totally red
dracokanth: and then..
dracokanth: wings come out of is back
shrirocks94: u mean like Two Face from batman?
dracokanth: yeah
shrirocks94: no devil jin
dracokanth: both
shrirocks94: ok :p
dracokanth: both together da
dracokanth: ok so
shrirocks94: and he says "Fear the Wrath of Logu"
shrirocks94: and easily breaks away from the rope..
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: with his muscles
shrirocks94: and starts flying high in the sky
shrirocks94: MUSCLES?? :O No way!
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: thats when
dracokanth: a plane hits him
dracokanth: yeah lol muscles
shrirocks94: and he starts falling down...down...down..
dracokanth: and superman
shrirocks94: no
dracokanth: is lifting that plane also
shrirocks94: captain underpants
dracokanth: ok ok fine..
dracokanth: Captain Underpants....
dracokanth: he just dsaved that plane
shrirocks94: err yeah
shrirocks94: and logu falls down and there's a terrible blast
shrirocks94: like hiroshima bombing in 1945
dracokanth: saved*
dracokanth: inside it...
dracokanth: is.. hmm....
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: ok now
dracokanth: arrrgh
dracokanth: I got dced skip
shrirocks94: everyone scolds logu and he becomes a demented children hating miserable (beep
shrirocks94: ok
dracokanth: now the strory
dracokanth: is about the plane
shrirocks94: ?? ok
shrirocks94: inside the plane
dracokanth: Paris Hilton is sitting
shrirocks94: and Mojo Jojo
dracokanth: o_O
shrirocks94: and Johnny Bravo
dracokanth: ok
shrirocks94: who tries to flirt with Paris
dracokanth: oh ok Johhny bravo asks for a date
dracokanth: but hilton says no
dracokanth: you can only become my
dracokanth: BFF
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: XD (you know abt that show on vh1?)
shrirocks94: Yeah yeah i do
dracokanth: its starting on the 11th
shrirocks94: "My BFF"
dracokanth: yeah ok
dracokanth: dont watch it
shrirocks94: yeah ive seen d ad
shrirocks94: ok
shrirocks94: :D
dracokanth: lol ok
dracokanth: So Bravoo is heartbroken
shrirocks94: and jumps from the plane
dracokanth: yeah yeah
shrirocks94: now mojo and paris are alone
dracokanth: no nooo
dracokanth: Now shift to Johnny
shrirocks94: ok
dracokanth: Bravo falls into the sea
dracokanth: near barbados
dracokanth: hometown of Rihanna
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: and hits her
dracokanth: face
shrirocks94: so rihanna's man chris brown arrives
dracokanth: hes charged with battery, just like Chris Brown
shrirocks94: and starts rapping and abusing bravo
dracokanth: yeah ok..
dracokanth: so the judge
dracokanth: sends them to the same prison cell
shrirocks94: the judge is logu
shrirocks94: :))
shrirocks94: ok?
dracokanth: dai.... the judge is Brad Pitt
shrirocks94: chris and johnny
dracokanth: no inside the cell
dracokanth: they also meet someone else
dracokanth: tell who they meet
shrirocks94: err.....
shrirocks94: wait
shrirocks94: Lord Voldemort
dracokanth: ah ok
dracokanth: he has a flashbck
dracokanth: in that flashback Voldemort is defeated
shrirocks94: lol
dracokanth: by the Yoshimitsu
dracokanth: Yoshimitsu
dracokanth: is also going to defeat all the other evil bosses
dracokanth: to become the leader of the evil bosses
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: so he also got Darth Vader
dracokanth: now hes aiming for..
shrirocks94: like Dr. Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog
dracokanth: now
dracokanth: hes aiming for Shishio
dracokanth: from Samurai X
shrirocks94: O_O
shrirocks94: ok
shrirocks94: :o)
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: so they have a katan-katana battle
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: they fight for hours!
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: and then finallt
dracokanth: Shishio opens his bandages
dracokanth: Yoshimitsu sees him
dracokanth: and then they suddenly stop
dracokanth: they shout at the same time
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: Yoshimitsu also takes off his clothes
dracokanth: and then they lok at each other
dracokanth: They both shout at the same time
dracokanth: MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!
shrirocks94: -_-??
dracokanth: BROOOOOOTHEEER!
dracokanth: yeah then flashback again
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: when they were babies
dracokanth: they were triplets
shrirocks94: yoshimitsu used to poop on shishio
dracokanth: but they had to be separated at birth
shrirocks94: yeah
dracokanth: yeah yeah
dracokanth: now they have to look for the third brother
shrirocks94: yoshimitsu initially worked as a stand up comedian
dracokanth: yeah ok
shrirocks94: and later moved on to ballet dancing
dracokanth: but then his audience used to make dead jokes about him
shrirocks94: while voldemort worked as a waiter in Burger King
dracokanth: no no
dracokanth: voldemort is not thier brother
dracokanth: Voldemort is actually
dracokanth: THEIR FATHER
shrirocks94: Oh God
dracokanth: not Darth Vader
dracokanth: Darth vader
shrirocks94: and the mother is britney spears
dracokanth: is amma-ponnu
shrirocks94: ok ok
dracokanth: sorry
dracokanth: athai-ponu
shrirocks94: lol ok
dracokanth: ayyo
dracokanth: I hope your saving this
shrirocks94: lol
dracokanth: :))
shrirocks94: this is fun ^_^
shrirocks94: and back to the present world in the jail cell
dracokanth: so anyway
dracokanth: in the jail cell
dracokanth: and then the warden comes and says
shrirocks94: here's ur dinner
dracokanth: you have to take part in the Death Race
shrirocks94: O_o
shrirocks94: Yay!!
dracokanth: if you want to leave the jail
shrirocks94: Love the movie!!
shrirocks94: Yeah, and the other racers are..
dracokanth: you liked it?
dracokanth: lol ok
shrirocks94: (kinda..)
shrirocks94: Bob the Builder and his talking steam roller Rolly
dracokanth: so Voldemort, CB and JB are on the race
shrirocks94: and Bob
dracokanth: yeah
dracokanth: and Kung Fu Panda is also there
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: Jack Black is inside his suit
dracokanth: see it all comes back to him
shrirocks94: yea :P
shrirocks94: the whole story's abt him after all
dracokanth: they have a race in the prison
shrirocks94: the refree is vadi velu [a funny dark Tamil comedian who acts like a crazy retard]
dracokanth: :))
dracokanth: enna koduma saar ithu? [what a shame, sir?]
shrirocks94: yea :P
dracokanth: ok so anyway
dracokanth: the kungfu pandas master
dracokanth: he ties a hamburger on a fishing rod
shrirocks94: lol
dracokanth: and sits on Kung Fu Pandas back
dracokanth: but...
dracokanth: theres also one more person racing
dracokanth: Usain Bolt
shrirocks94: ok!!
shrirocks94: :))
shrirocks94: usain bolt and his pet pooping giant tortoise
dracokanth: yah ok
shrirocks94: "Blastoise"
dracokanth: and also
dracokanth: yeah... also the hare is there
dracokanth: Hare and tortaoise have the main race
dracokanth: hare and Blastoise
dracokanth: wait..
dracokanth: Vadivel takes the gun
dracokanth: and shoots it
dracokanth: it goes hits
shrirocks94: and kills jack black
shrirocks94: :))
dracokanth: ok fine
shrirocks94: so jack black is eliminated
dracokanth: it hits black
dracokanth: and he dies...
dracokanth: there
dracokanth: that
dracokanth: is the story
dracokanth: of his life
dracokanth: LOL
shrirocks94: *sob*
shrirocks94: truly inspiring.
dracokanth: I like this ending..it's not even a goodd ending.
Most of the credit goes to Shade. :D Turned my boring old afternoon into a fun and creative experience.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Say no to drugs.
