Showing posts with label music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label music. Show all posts

The Real MCs

Category: By bloodhound94
This post is strictly for people who appreciate rap and hip-hop music. The other orthodox rockers and metal-heads can ignore this post and spend your valuable time elsewhere. Arrite, now folks I'm sick of people judging the genre rap. Everyone out there who has not heard a single rap song assumes the whole genre is about blood, violence, money, drugs and sex. Well my answer is screw em all. Forget the perverts. Forget 50 Cent. Forget Esham. Forget Snoop Dogg. They shot to fame because of a few brilliant songs and some really sick beats and really "entertaining" videos. Well let me introduce you to some MCs who you might have or never have heard of, and these guys can rap the shit out of 50 and Snoop.

1. Cunnin'lynguists:

The Cunnin'lynguists is one of my favourite rap groups, and like the name suggests, they can really rap. Their beats aren't that addictive but their wordplay is deadly. Their words are sublime, plenty of metaphors you would never think of. The Cunnin'lynguists is a Southern rap group - a trio of three rappers -
Kno (short for Kno Mercy), Deacon the Villain and Natti. Their first album was Will Rap For Food, considered their weakest album, but I say it's the most original. You would not except these songs from a Southern rap group. The album has both funny raps, battle types and narratives. The other killer albums are Dirty Acre and A Piece of Strange.
Best Tracks: 616 Rewind, Mic Like A Memory, Half-Animal, Mindstate, The Gates, Seasons, America Loves Gangstas, Dying Nation, Family Ties

2. Common
This guy here, is a REAL Master of ceremonies. He has it all - beat, wordplay, consistency. He is a seriously underrated rapper and do not overlook him, he is one of the best rappers I've listened to. His songs are totally inspiring and he has contributed a lot to the genre over the years with his seven killer albums, and well probably is a good reason for the rise of soul-rap.
Best Tracks: Chapter 13 (Rich Man Vs Poor Man), The Light, Nag Champa, G.O.D., The 6th Sense, A Song For Assata, Retrospect For Life, I Used To Love H.E.R

3. Wu-Tang Clan
The Wu-Tang Clan! They shouldn't be here in this list, but there's a reason. They were once legends. Now they're well..Dead. Not literally but nobody knows who the Wu-Banga's are. The most noted rapper in the pack is undoubtedly the one and only Ghostface Killah, and the others: RZA, GZA, Method Man, Raekwon, Inspectah Deck, U-God, Masta Killa, Cappadonna. They were the kings in the Golden Era of rap back in 1990s, but now their legacy is dead. However, you gotta give em a shot.
Best Tracks: Method Man, Can It All Be So Simple, C.R.E.A.M., It's Yours, I'll Be There For You, Being The Pain, Chez Chez La Ghost, Apollo Kids, Ice Cream, Incarcerated Scarfaces

4. Beastie Boys
Ah, the Beastie Boys! A trio of white rappers - Mike D, MCA and Adrock. They were also friggin kings in the genre eons ago, now well.. You know the word. D-E-A-D. They began as a punk-rock band and slowly shifted to rapcore. They are the most unique MCs, and Mike D's rhymes are awesome and the lyrics are so damn catchy whether the make sense or not with kick-ass punches like "I like my sugar with coffee and cream"
Best Tracks: Intergalactic, Three MCs And One DJ, Sabotage, Brass Monkey, Ch-Check It Out, Pass The Mic, Crawlspace

Heh. Well that's it for now folks. This is Azeron or Two Degree, signin off.
 


The Bad News

Category: , By bloodhound94
Hello my name is Azeron and I'm bringin you your mornin news.
*Top story*
Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus still fightin over a pair of shoes
Chuck Norris wanted to get back his fame, jumped from a plane, forgot his parachute.
The Big Show started his fifty-fifth diet again livin off parrot food and barracuda.

Google expanded its search again, to reel in a few more tons of cash.
You can now search for your car keys in your ex's house or the pockets of your pants.
How much ever he tried, Tom Hanks never learned to dance
One pretty gal is all it takes to separate the boys from the gents.

Dont look at a person's face and judge his real intelligence
How much ever you pled and begged the CEO never gave you another chance
The racist bastard only cares about himself, the likes of him'll NEVAR understand
The world has a lotta things but it never had an honest man.

Paris Hilton got an IQ of 2, that rich bitch she doesnt care!
Why would she care? She gets all she wants as long as she gets her share!
The world is totally screwed up, will self-destruct, I know the world aint fair!
Now look at that, she dont even know how to drive but just got another Camaro.

Children in Zambia are still starving, while yall eat in Burger King
Dunno what to do with all that cash, J-Lopez, please dont try to sing..
Youre only embarrassing yourself beside your looks and your wealth
The Qaeda fags are so dumb they burn their arses with gasoline
*Aaah!*

Crazy Frog is a shameless retard but the people still fell for it
He runs all over butt-naked but aint as screwed up as Rip Taylor is
If your so intelligent, answer this: Who'll win? Chuck Norris or a Tyrannosaurus?
Bet the dinosaur'll be dead in 2 seconds if it comes face to face with Chuck Norris

He knows smokin kills him but SRK wont stop, he just wants to get high
Using petty excuses like a recluse like global warming is a lie
Indian movies so crappy these days, so pathetic they make us want to cry!
He must have seen one of those bastards dance, thats why MJ left without sayin goodbye.

How did five aliens get into the Taj? (I'm talkin about the 26/11 incident)
Ajmal Kasab was the only one alive and he tried to play all innocent
The Goverment tries to act all smart, "Please dont try to judge our intelligence"
The last thing this country needs is a party of uneducated politicians.

Sources reveal that Adolf Hitler had a thousand slaves and he worked em to the bone.
Thirty-eight people died today with anonymous high frequency calls on the telephone
The farmers work all day and are half starved but the bank still wont give the loan.
Get a cheque from George Bush, oh wait- he's too busy partyin in DJ Zone..

They say Osama became a terrorist because he couldn't afford deodorant
He never took a shower in his life, pee-yoo somebody give him a breath mint
He dont know about the alphabet or the hundred and eighteenth element
Who the HELL can predict the average Al Qaeda terrorist's demands?

See, I'm wicked quick like lightnin, I'm risin faster than the price of gas
I'm filled with fury, filled with grief, wanna kick those Nazis ass
Reports say Jay Leno burped and a UFO flew out of his oesophagus
Paris Hilton took a couple of beers and became hella famous in Las Vegas
*Hope you know what I mean ;)*

However they plead and begged, Jack the Ripper would not stop
Mr. Nameless made another flick and shamelessly made his hundred and sixty-sixth flop!
Hulk Hogan is so broke that he's gonna start his own coffee shop
A priest in a local church last night went berserk shouted "WTF!!"

The world is filled with dishonesty, murder and madness!
The new generation do things their way, wont listen to what Mom and Dad says
Act according to your instincts, dont try to be what yer not
Thus we come to the end of "The Bad News", this is your boy Azeron signin off.
 


Ressurection

Category: , By bloodhound94
School aint so bad these days, kinda fun actually. There are a lot of dudes from CBSE in my school now. My grades.. have been on the negatives, but hey it's the 11th grade! These days I have absolutely no idea what the Physics teacher is talking about. For example. Let's call her Beakface, shall we?

Beakface: Alright you miserable lot, now who can tell me the equations of rotational motion?
Me: What's she talking about?
Mr.NS: Search me..
Beakface: Right. You get up (at usual target..Mr.Benjamin Button)
Me: Right. So did you play Dota?
Mr.NS: Yeah dude.. but kinda got bored..
Beakface: No you bastard!! It's u+ HALF..blah blah..
Me: Eh? You started playing five days ago..
Mr.NS: Yeah, it's those online bastards..
Beakface: Now say that again!!
Me: Maybe I should start.. :-? What do you use to play online?
Mr.NS: G-Arena
Me: Okey..
Beakface: This is a useless class.. blah blah..
Me: Some one tell her the shut up.. -_-"
Mr.NS: Wish she gets swine flu
Me: Wish she gets hit by a roller coaster
Mr.NS: Have you played Portal?

You get the picture. Same class but different dimensions. The teacher kinda like sucks. Sanskrit is a joke. :) Everyone has to study those old slokas while I invent ultra ancient lost in the ages Sanskrit swear words like 'Aasaholaha' and 'Fuckahaa' Fun, no?
Hope things get better. Hope my grades are back to normal. Hope my Physics teacher is kidnapped by aliens from Planet Dumbass.
Oh yeah and Limp Bizkit like..rules!
This's one of my favourite songs.. "My Way"



Official music video - embed deleted by request.. here.
Well thats it for now.
Sayanara
 


New Divide

Category: By bloodhound94
Linkin Park's doing the soundtrack for the upcoming Transformers movie, as you may have probably heard. Here it is, homies..



I remember black skies
And lightning all around me
I remembered each flash
As time began to burn
Like a startling sign
The feint had finally found me
And your voice was all I heard
That I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the thoughts cross
The distance in your eyes
Give me reason
To fill this hole
Ignite the space between
Let it be enough to reach the truth and lies
Across this new divide

There is nothing inside
The memories left abandoned
There was nowhere to hide
The ashes fell like snow
And the ground caved in
Between where we were standing
And your voice was all I heard
That I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the thoughts cross
The distance in your mind
Across this new divide

And every loss
And every lie
And every truth that you deny
And each regret
And each divide
Are some mistakes you pray to hide
And your voice was all I heard
But I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the thoughts cross
The distance in your eyes
Give me reason
To fill this hole
Connect the space between
Let it be enough to reach the truth and lies
Across this new divide


 


It's going down!

Category: By bloodhound94
Here's an awesome song by X-Ecutioners featuring Mike Shinoda and Joe Hahn from Linkin Park - It's Going Down !
I have no special reason for posting this.. Just felt like it..Bloody awesome!! Came out a few years back.


You Tube's growing up too! It allows you to choose the colours and resolution of the video you want to embed!! \m/
Sayanara!
 


Woohoo!! \m/

Category: , By bloodhound94
I did it!! My first.. freestyle..rap.. I mean, without writing it down and stuff..Just..on the spot!! I mean, its not that great really, but I'm Indian, I don't have rap culture, and my only exposure is listening to famous rappers.. I guess practice does make perfect. :D
Ok, no more beating around the bush, no interruptions, no comments..
It's real short, mind, and has a lot of self-flaterry, excuse me.. I'm an ameteur, aren't I? Anyways, here goes::

You'll never imagine what a fifteen year old kid can do
You wont even realize it before it happens to you
They say I'm just a school kid and I'm so small
And I'm stil struggling with Trigonometry, I'm only 5 feet tall
But I'm not your average school going wannabe
Lots of people hate me and a few people love me
But the data says the majority's the people who condemn me
Still I dont give a damn to what you have to say
Im better than your stinkin ass anyday
I know I'm no black, I cant stand beef
Im loads better , oh f*in good grief
U ll nevr imaging your average boy'll be so hot
I'm cool, Im hot, Im everything your not
Watch out homie, so hit the spot
Ppl say Im nothin, I don have skill
But remember the name man, words can kill
And I won give a damn and I ll keep rappin until
Im jus an Indian kid, who listens to famous rappers
I jus got my will and ma dream, but thats anudder chapter
I cant handle beef, but I can handle the competetion
Im gonna make the whole turf wishin they went fishin
When Im around
U cant bring me back down, I can do any task
I can belt out a rap in 2 mins, I can kick your ass
I walk a deserted path, no idea where it goes
Im walking the way the wind blows
I keep my friend close, not closer than my foes
I set shivers up their spines, make em stand on their toes
U ll never catch stealin some one else s punchline
I live life the way I want, my own lines
I design my own style, the way I rap
I don rap by some stupid crap
I ll don need ne1's help, I ll do it my way..


No comments, please.
 


Sorry, blame it on Halo 3

Category: , By bloodhound94
'James At War', is one of the best spoof makers in the planet. Check this out:
Spoof of " Sorry, Blame it on me " by Akon.
I'm sorry for the way I've behaved
Over for the last 27 days
I'm sorry for the times you've asked and pled
But I never heard a word you said
When you were telling me to take out the trash
And you were warning me we were low on cash
I'm sorry I acted like a slob
I'm sorry I got fired from my job
I'm sorry the house hasn't been cleaned
The kids fought and I didn't intervene
I'm sorry I hadn't made our bed
I didn't feed the dog and now he's dead
Coz' I'm on the couch like everyday
Livin' off of Mountain Dew and Frito Lays
I'm sorry for the weight I've started to gain
I'm sorry that my man boobs are causing you pain
And yes, I know, your folks came over
And I never said "Hello"
And I missed our toddler's first steps
And your birthday, yes I know
And I suppose, the very worst of it all,
When I missed the birth of the new baby
But I had a good reason, babe
See, I was playing Halo 3
I was playing Halo 3
I was playing Halo 3
Hangin out with Master Chief
Edition Legendary
Yeah I was playing Halo 3

Sorry I missed the toilet, dear
Coz' I was trying to play by looking at the mirror
I know it must have been so cruel
When I forgot to pick our son up from school
I'm sorry the car got repossessed
I bought the flat screen instead of making my payments
I'm sorry all I could see was my game
When you came down in your new lingerie
And I know you were threatening to leave me
Found a man you're gonna wed
I'm sorry yall never get married
Coz he plays Halo 3 with me instead!
I know it's really hard on you
And it's got you feeling blue
It must be just like deja vu
From when I was playing Halo 2
I was playing Halo 2
(chorus)
It almost split you and me
When I was playing Halo 2
But now I'm playing Halo 3
On my X Box 360
Hangin out with my online peeps
While we're playing Halo 3

This spoof expresses the dangers (?) of game addiction. Speaking of game addiction, some kid in Japan died after playing World at War 24 hours straight.
Happy new year everybody..