Spoof of Breaking the Habit (by Linkin Park) by me. :) This is one of my first parodies..Enjoy.



One fine morning, I was going to my school;
I saw an injured rabbit there,
I know much more than any vet before,
So I took him home to heal him there.
I dont want to be the one to clean the rabbit's poop;
But inside I realize I want to cook him in soup
I dont know what I'm waiting for..
Or why I have to care?
I dont know why I hesitate
To cook that stupid hare
I dont know how I got this way
I'll never be OK,
I'm never baking my rabbit anyday.

Three weeks have passed,
Three incidents occurred, when the stupid animal bit my ass
He crawled into my bag, farted loudly
And earned me a detention in History class
I dont want to be the one
To give the rabbit his bath
But inside I realize I want to feed him to the neighbour's cat
I dont know why I hesitate
To cook that stupid hare
I dont know how I got this way
I'll never be OK,
I'm never baking my rabbit anyday.

He peed all over the walls
Never answers to my calls
He's a stupid useless thing
And that is why I sing
"I know killing that (beep) thing will make me a sinner.
Whatever circumstances are, atleast he'd make a good dinner.
Atleast he'll be useful when he dies, so I'm making rabbit pie.
So I'm baking the rabbit tonight.
:D