Sorry, blame it on Halo 3
'James At War', is one of the best spoof makers in the planet. Check this out:
Spoof of " Sorry, Blame it on me " by Akon.
I'm sorry for the way I've behaved
Over for the last 27 days
I'm sorry for the times you've asked and pled
But I never heard a word you said
When you were telling me to take out the trash
And you were warning me we were low on cash
I'm sorry I acted like a slob
I'm sorry I got fired from my job
I'm sorry the house hasn't been cleaned
The kids fought and I didn't intervene
I'm sorry I hadn't made our bed
I didn't feed the dog and now he's dead
Coz' I'm on the couch like everyday
Livin' off of Mountain Dew and Frito Lays
I'm sorry for the weight I've started to gain
I'm sorry that my man boobs are causing you pain
And yes, I know, your folks came over
And I never said "Hello"
And I missed our toddler's first steps
And your birthday, yes I know
And I suppose, the very worst of it all,
When I missed the birth of the new baby
But I had a good reason, babe
See, I was playing Halo 3
I was playing Halo 3
I was playing Halo 3
Hangin out with Master Chief
Edition Legendary
Yeah I was playing Halo 3
Sorry I missed the toilet, dear
Coz' I was trying to play by looking at the mirror
I know it must have been so cruel
When I forgot to pick our son up from school
I'm sorry the car got repossessed
I bought the flat screen instead of making my payments
I'm sorry all I could see was my game
When you came down in your new lingerie
And I know you were threatening to leave me
Found a man you're gonna wed
I'm sorry yall never get married
Coz he plays Halo 3 with me instead!
I know it's really hard on you
And it's got you feeling blue
It must be just like deja vu
From when I was playing Halo 2
I was playing Halo 2
(chorus)
It almost split you and me
When I was playing Halo 2
But now I'm playing Halo 3
On my X Box 360
Hangin out with my online peeps
While we're playing Halo 3
This spoof expresses the dangers (?) of game addiction. Speaking of game addiction, some kid in Japan died after playing World at War 24 hours straight.
Happy new year everybody..
