The Bad News
Hello my name is Azeron and I'm bringin you your mornin news.
*Top story*
Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus still fightin over a pair of shoes
Chuck Norris wanted to get back his fame, jumped from a plane, forgot his parachute.
The Big Show started his fifty-fifth diet again livin off parrot food and barracuda.
Google expanded its search again, to reel in a few more tons of cash.
You can now search for your car keys in your ex's house or the pockets of your pants.
How much ever he tried, Tom Hanks never learned to dance
One pretty gal is all it takes to separate the boys from the gents.
Dont look at a person's face and judge his real intelligence
How much ever you pled and begged the CEO never gave you another chance
The racist bastard only cares about himself, the likes of him'll NEVAR understand
The world has a lotta things but it never had an honest man.
Paris Hilton got an IQ of 2, that rich bitch she doesnt care!
Why would she care? She gets all she wants as long as she gets her share!
The world is totally screwed up, will self-destruct, I know the world aint fair!
Now look at that, she dont even know how to drive but just got another Camaro.
Now look at that, she dont even know how to drive but just got another Camaro.
Children in Zambia are still starving, while yall eat in Burger King
Dunno what to do with all that cash, J-Lopez, please dont try to sing..
Youre only embarrassing yourself beside your looks and your wealth
The Qaeda fags are so dumb they burn their arses with gasoline
*Aaah!*
Crazy Frog is a shameless retard but the people still fell for it
He runs all over butt-naked but aint as screwed up as Rip Taylor is
If your so intelligent, answer this: Who'll win? Chuck Norris or a Tyrannosaurus?
Bet the dinosaur'll be dead in 2 seconds if it comes face to face with Chuck Norris
He knows smokin kills him but SRK wont stop, he just wants to get high
Using petty excuses like a recluse like global warming is a lie
Indian movies so crappy these days, so pathetic they make us want to cry!
He must have seen one of those bastards dance, thats why MJ left without sayin goodbye.
How did five aliens get into the Taj? (I'm talkin about the 26/11 incident)
Ajmal Kasab was the only one alive and he tried to play all innocent
The Goverment tries to act all smart, "Please dont try to judge our intelligence"
The last thing this country needs is a party of uneducated politicians.
Sources reveal that Adolf Hitler had a thousand slaves and he worked em to the bone.
Thirty-eight people died today with anonymous high frequency calls on the telephone
The farmers work all day and are half starved but the bank still wont give the loan.
Get a cheque from George Bush, oh wait- he's too busy partyin in DJ Zone..
They say Osama became a terrorist because he couldn't afford deodorant
He never took a shower in his life, pee-yoo somebody give him a breath mint
He dont know about the alphabet or the hundred and eighteenth element
Who the HELL can predict the average Al Qaeda terrorist's demands?
See, I'm wicked quick like lightnin, I'm risin faster than the price of gas
I'm filled with fury, filled with grief, wanna kick those Nazis ass
Reports say Jay Leno burped and a UFO flew out of his oesophagus
Paris Hilton took a couple of beers and became hella famous in Las Vegas
*Hope you know what I mean ;)*
However they plead and begged, Jack the Ripper would not stop
Mr. Nameless made another flick and shamelessly made his hundred and sixty-sixth flop!
Hulk Hogan is so broke that he's gonna start his own coffee shop
Hulk Hogan is so broke that he's gonna start his own coffee shop
A priest in a local church last night went berserk shouted "WTF!!"
The world is filled with dishonesty, murder and madness!
The new generation do things their way, wont listen to what Mom and Dad says
Act according to your instincts, dont try to be what yer not
Thus we come to the end of "The Bad News", this is your boy Azeron signin off.
Someone (from my hostel) tells me that this post should actually be put in a venomous category...
Because I hate that someone... I ended up liking your post... :P
And thanks! @Selenium, Samadrita :D