Fear the Cards

Category: , By bloodhound94
There's this new "Card" system in my school because apparently, our school's discipline amounts to..uh..nil. So, meet the cards.
First we have the yellow card. (I know, they're ripping off football) You get a yellow card if you dont do your homework thrice in a row, come late to school trice, play with chalk, disturb somebody, litter in the classroom, not coming in proper uniform thrice, having long hair, not bringing your hand book, not tucking in your shirt, being "unruly", misbehaving, not submitting your notebooks on time and the list goes on and on and on.
Next we have the pink card. Get three yellow cards and you get a pink card. People are eligible to get a pink card if they bring cellphones to school, show disrespect to teachers, come to school in two-wheelers, deface school property (bastards dont understand that graffiti is an ART!!), beating up people, stealing etc.
The final card is the red card. Get a red card and you're out of the school. For good. Genius? Crazy? You decide!! This system is driving me NUTS!! Nuts, I tell ya, NUTS!! I mean what would the poor gangstars do? :P They're treating us like kindergarten kids, and this "card system" is supposed to scare us. Well its quite the opposite. People who recieve a card are hailed heroes and they take much more pride in getting one of these gay cards than a hard won certificate!! So the card system is backfiring at the school and noone cares about it and gangstars carry on their usual business of beating up wimps :) Goddamn school XD
 

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  1. tharangni November 6, 2009 at 8:34 PM
    ....didn't any1 get a t.c yet???(red card)

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